Tracker Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Once upon a time there was a little bird who decided to stay in the far North for the winter. However it quickly turned so very cold that he reluctantly began to fly South to join his mates. Ice began to form on his wings and almost frozen to death he fell to earth in a field. A friendly looking cow wandered by and deposited a bovine pancake on the poor little bird. The bird thought that his end had come, but it was warm under the pancake and it defrosted his wings. Warm and happy the little bird decided to sing out about his new found joie de vivre. Just at that time a prowling cat was close and on hearing the little bird sing promptly dug him out and ate him. And thus the morals of this story are - Anyone who deposits on you is not necessarily your enemy and anyone who pulls you out of the mire is not necessarily your friend. AND If you are warm, safe and happy in a pile of dung - keep your mouth shut and enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spospe Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 I hope the cat washed him first ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted May 30, 2014 Author Share Posted May 30, 2014 spospe - 2014-05-30 5:08 PM I hope the cat washed him first ;-) Probably just a jolly good shake to remove the worst and the residue might well than have been for added flavour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Collings Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Having cleaned out several shippons in my time, washing the bird would have removed a healthy layer of fibre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 That's the difference between Dogs and Cats ;-).......................Troy would've ate the sh*t and left the bird 8-).......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Kirby Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 pelmetman - 2014-05-30 5:50 PM That's the difference between Dogs and Cats ;-).......................Troy would've ate the sh*t and left the bird 8-).......... More likely rolled in it - and flattened the bird! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laimeduck Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 The Pearly Gates 40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans. St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?' God says 'We are over quota on Pikeys . Go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen in.' Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. 'They've gone', he tells God. 'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?' 'No, the gates'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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