clifford60 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 what is the price of freedom of speech? £10 a year by the sound of it. i like this forum. if someone is talking rubbish on here, it costs nothing to move on and read someone elses thread or log off and do something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antony1969 Posted July 31, 2014 Author Share Posted July 31, 2014 clifford60 - 2014-07-31 1:04 PM what is the price of freedom of speech? £10 a year by the sound of it. i like this forum. if someone is talking rubbish on here, it costs nothing to move on and read someone elses thread or log off and do something else. Someone talking rubbish on here ! ....... When exactly was that ? I obviously missed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 antony1969 - 2014-07-31 7:43 PM clifford60 - 2014-07-31 1:04 PM what is the price of freedom of speech? £10 a year by the sound of it. i like this forum. if someone is talking rubbish on here, it costs nothing to move on and read someone elses thread or log off and do something else. Someone talking rubbish on here ! ....... When exactly was that ? I obviously missed it The ones that talk the most rubbish are often the ones who think they don't!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antony1969 Posted July 31, 2014 Author Share Posted July 31, 2014 Tracker - 2014-07-31 8:06 PM antony1969 - 2014-07-31 7:43 PM clifford60 - 2014-07-31 1:04 PM what is the price of freedom of speech? £10 a year by the sound of it. i like this forum. if someone is talking rubbish on here, it costs nothing to move on and read someone elses thread or log off and do something else. Someone talking rubbish on here ! ....... When exactly was that ? I obviously missed it The ones that talk the most rubbish are often the ones who think they don't!! Not me Rick .... I've been called every name under the sun on here and had serious threats made against my person but no ones ever said I talk rubbish B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Motorhome fun, that's what it's called And fun it is, you won't be appalled No nastiness there, just lots of good craic Friendly members - a great forum help make This one was great ... it used to be 'hallowed'! Unfortunately though it's now just a shadow With all of the insults and whingers galore Most of the threads just continually bore If you want enjoyment to return to this site Stop with the spats, the bickering and spite From all of the nastiness you must refrain That's the challenge - to make it pleasant again Deny all of this, if you really, really must But don't whinge to me when this forum's totally 'bust' Go on, be nice ... lets have a 're-track' And see if we can get the old 'great' forum back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Mel B - 2014-08-04 10:18 PM Motorhome fun, that's what it's called And fun it is, you won't be appalled No nastiness there, just lots of good craic Friendly members - a great forum help make This one was great ... it used to be 'hallowed'! Unfortunately though it's now just a shadow With all of the insults and whingers galore Most of the threads just continually bore If you want enjoyment to return to this site Stop with the spats, the bickering and spite From all of the nastiness you must refrain That's the challenge - to make it pleasant again Deny all of this, if you really, really must But don't whinge to me when this forum's totally 'bust' Go on, be nice ... lets have a 're-track' And see if we can get the old 'great' forum back! I appreciate your sentiments Mel How pleasant life was before this current smell Before the return of You know who And his nasty way of stirring poo Barely a thread without a poke from his pointed finger As HE pursues his pompous agenda thus the odour lingers How have they maintained such Fun? Is it because they evicted a pain in the Bum? >:-)............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 pelmetman - 2014-08-05 8:47 AM Mel B - 2014-08-04 10:18 PM Motorhome fun, that's what it's called And fun it is, you won't be appalled No nastiness there, just lots of good craic Friendly members - a great forum help make This one was great ... it used to be 'hallowed'! Unfortunately though it's now just a shadow With all of the insults and whingers galore Most of the threads just continually bore If you want enjoyment to return to this site Stop with the spats, the bickering and spite From all of the nastiness you must refrain That's the challenge - to make it pleasant again Deny all of this, if you really, really must But don't whinge to me when this forum's totally 'bust' Go on, be nice ... lets have a 're-track' And see if we can get the old 'great' forum back! I appreciate your sentiments Mel How pleasant life was before this current smell Before the return of You know who And his nasty way of stirring poo Barely a thread without a poke from his pointed finger As HE pursues his pompous agenda thus the odour lingers How have they maintained such Fun? Is it because they evicted a pain in the Bum? >:-)............ Hmmm ... pot calling kettle comes to mind ... :-S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Mel B - 2014-08-05 6:53 PM pelmetman - 2014-08-05 8:47 AM Mel B - 2014-08-04 10:18 PM Motorhome fun, that's what it's called And fun it is, you won't be appalled No nastiness there, just lots of good craic Friendly members - a great forum help make This one was great ... it used to be 'hallowed'! Unfortunately though it's now just a shadow With all of the insults and whingers galore Most of the threads just continually bore If you want enjoyment to return to this site Stop with the spats, the bickering and spite From all of the nastiness you must refrain That's the challenge - to make it pleasant again Deny all of this, if you really, really must But don't whinge to me when this forum's totally 'bust' Go on, be nice ... lets have a 're-track' And see if we can get the old 'great' forum back! I appreciate your sentiments Mel How pleasant life was before this current smell Before the return of You know who And his nasty way of stirring poo Barely a thread without a poke from his pointed finger As HE pursues his pompous agenda thus the odour lingers How have they maintained such Fun? Is it because they evicted a pain in the Bum? >:-)............ Hmmm ... pot calling kettle comes to mind ... :-S Oh dear Mel Please do tell Have I gone to far To dare to spar With HE Or he with me? For some find it amusing Judging by those viewing ;-) So put on the kettle and brew a pot Then settle down and have a pop :D For you'll find the antagonists are both Game cocks when in the pit of the the Chatterbox booth >:-) Never fear no blood will be lost with this disport For Frank baiting is a non contact sport Only ego's are likely to be battered Unfortunately HE likes his to be flattered (lol) (lol) (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Motorhome fun is what it's called And if that is fun you'll be appalled No nastiness there,politically correct Just one look make one a wreck This one is good but was once great But now hijackers and trolls can't integrate With all the insults and whingers galore Most of the threads just continually bore If you want enjoyment to return to this site Control the spats the bickering and spite From all of the nastiness some must refrain That's the challenge - to make it pleasant again Don't leave it now as it's not yet bust But stay and help us, someone must Go on, be nice, try it and see You'll be surprised and smile with glee For most of us are human too And will respond to courtesy from you A smile is contagious don't you know Just make someone smile before you go Instead of wading in both feet Think of a way to be poleet Challenge the message not the sender Stop us going on a bender OAL is fun too with knowledge free For all to read to suit their need No charges here upon this net What you see is what you get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Tracker - 2014-08-05 7:28 PM Motorhome fun is what it's called And if that is fun you'll be appalled No nastiness there,politically correct Just one look make one a wreck This one is good but was once great But now hijackers and trolls can't integrate With all the insults and whingers galore Most of the threads just continually bore If you want enjoyment to return to this site Control the spats the bickering and spite From all of the nastiness some must refrain That's the challenge - to make it pleasant again Don't leave it now as it's not yet bust But stay and help us, someone must Go on, be nice, try it and see You'll be surprised and smile with glee For most of us are human too And will respond to courtesy from you A smile is contagious don't you know Just make someone smile before you go Nice rhyme Rich Although now you've started an itch To discover why you have become protector Of your former calumniator 8-) Although I agree A forum being free Should not be abused Or people accused For free speech is more valuable than mammon Those who wish to promote it then game on >:-) But for me such pathos Is their loss.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 I am not a real protector Dave I'm just tired of all the rant and rave It's not my place to sit and judge But neither do I harbour a grudge Say what you feel without malice And then enjoy polite replies With no more fights and no more spats There can be few would have regrats But let's not lose the funny banter For fear of being called a stirrer It's more a case of making jokes Than deliberately upsetting folks Take this writing as it's shown As no attack on anyone No subliminal message to be read No bad ideas in anyone's head It's just a plea for common sense To come back here and mend the fence Before the inmates go on the run To the other place some call it fun? So now I've started I can't stop Writing this rubbish from the top To the bottom of me brain The demon poet strikes again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Sadly Rich I can not disagree Although the urge to so be Beats within my ego The urge to poke his ego I will forgo For I do not wish to spread displeasure Much prefer to enjoy my leisure In funny banter and enjoy Mel's Craic For humour is my life spring, so I drink from this crack Lets indulge once again in the drug of innuendo Rather than the vine of the vented spleeno Yes I know there's no such word as spleeno But it rhymes'O (lol) (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Such sentiments so sweetly put Are much more fun than in mouth foot So let us have a new beginning With no more nasty doo dah flinging Or taking offence whenever it suits Our mood to jump in with both boots But count to ten and then reply And even then to be polie(t) Never attribute to being nasty That which seems a bit too feisty When all along it's much more likely A silly thought not meant to sleight thee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Never had you down as a poet Nor did I know I'd enjoy a couplet Rhyming slang is in my DNA Difficult question....can I make it pay? :D............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 pelmetman - 2014-08-05 9:04 PM Never had you down as a poet Nor did I know I'd enjoy a couplet Rhyming slang is in my DNA Difficult question....can I make it pay? :D............. I doubt it Dave 'cos if you did You'd have a new van for mega quids And then how poorly thee would feel Abandon Horace part of the deal? Where would he go poor old chap Not much call for vans so clapped Ask if Colin can give it some thatch For chickens and bear - with bigger hatch But Sue with cash to go and spend Just the thought drive you round the bend And dogs with diamond studded collars As you race to splash the dollars A pension pot now who need that With royalties dropping on the mat From TV rights the whole wide world Just made in Lincs upon the Wold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Well upon my soul Riches do nowt for my role My thoughts did not linger As a spreader of ideas I am eager Before to much Tempus fugit I'm determined not to fudge it When the grim reaper calls time I hope I'm left with just a dime....... B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pampam Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Ooh yes and i could adopt horace !! Pp:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Just a dime - that cuts it fine If we just knew when twas our time We too could plan to cut it fine But until then I'll have to line My pockets with such dosh That lets me all round Europe slosh In relative comfort with no fear Of missing shekles for me beer Of one thing we can be sure When our time is over more Of what we leave our kids They'l thank us for they lovely quids And spend it faster than we saved I have no doubt as seems the way Of younger people who it seems Have no qualms of building dreams With money left by their old man And extra when they sell the van To fund a life we couldn't sway Good luck to them is what I say Enjoy the wealth and use it wise Make it count and realise That cash alone can't make you happy It's much more like to make you snappy It's people that can bring you joy Grandkids especially girl and boy So not being wealthy ain't so bad Just never let it make you sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Good night folks it's time I'm gawn The missus thinks I'm watching porn Sad to say that she ain't right But I guess it's time to say g'night And keep her company on the sofa True to form a practiced loafer Yer never know I might get lucky A mug of nice warm cocoa's likeley Then off up to the land of nod I guess I am a lucky @od To spend my life in the warm embrace With the very woman of my choice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 20k is what we'll have to spend In current values I comprehend For those who lack the urge To splurge Such funds seem like the land of plenty For someone more happy with copper than things that are glinty Fortunately neither of us felt the need To produce sprogs that required us to feed Hence the lack of interest in the lucre As we have no one else to provide succor So our focus is on the moment We have no need of monuments.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Pampam - 2014-08-05 9:35 PM Ooh yes and i could adopt horace !! Pp:) You'll have to join the queue Pam ;-)...............Our mechanic has bagsey first div's :D........... Although you will both hopefully have a long wait :-S............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antony1969 Posted August 6, 2014 Author Share Posted August 6, 2014 Over here on Fun we even have stickers for your van to show off that were members ... You'd get stoned or clubbed to death if you had a Chatterbox sticker on ya motor ... We even have meets and get togethers ... Got me thinking why don't we have a meet guys ? Get some beers in and some babycham for Rick and the ladies ... Could invite a few stall holders , BNP , EDL maybe even an ebike stall or sumat Obviously it would have to be a secret meet ... All hush hush as not to alert the public ... A Chatterbox meet could offend those of a delicate nature Any ideas on locations ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 antony1969 - 2014-08-06 7:01 AM Over here on Fun we even have stickers for your van to show off that were members ... You'd get stoned or clubbed to death if you had a Chatterbox sticker on ya motor ... We even have meets and get togethers ... Got me thinking why don't we have a meet guys ? Get some beers in and some babycham for Rick and the ladies ... Could invite a few stall holders , BNP , EDL maybe even an ebike stall or sumat Obviously it would have to be a secret meet ... All hush hush as not to alert the public ... A Chatterbox meet could offend those of a delicate nature Any ideas on locations ? Rossendale? :D Cupid Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowtelse2do Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Stoke Field is as good a place as any. Full armour dress only. :D 2door Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 antony1969 - 2014-08-06 7:01 AM Any ideas on locations ? When Huddersfield gets it's first road and electricity perhaps there might a way to locate the abandoned mushy pea mine that would suit - either that or Rockall! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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