Arthur Dent Posted December 22, 2014 Author Share Posted December 22, 2014 peter - 2014-12-22 9:02 PM Arthur Dent - 2014-12-22 8:50 PM So Gwen has been the first to guess - - at the man of Latin letter, Well Robinhood might be quite good, But believe me, I am better! Now RogerC is a military man, Whose posting style just doesn't suit me, I think I might just have to buy him a drink, Or else he might try to shoot me! I see Donna Miller's back on the board, I believe she may be a trucker, Her Avatar may be misleading to some, Who've said that they'd like to meet her. Which they did, and to their surprise. She looked like an east end docker. (sorry) :$ :D 2 Demerits Peter. "Hooker" would have been so much better than "docker". ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 You can say that, but I couldn't possibly comment. She'd probably kick the living sh1te out of me. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwendolyn Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Flattered am I to be so described As a lady of culture and class, But not to be twinned with Frankie, please, On that I'd prefer to pass. A. Dent is not me I assure you: Rhyming verses pose quite a strain, If writing more than three or four It rather taxes one's brain. And Robinhood it's not to be: So it's back to the guessing game. Another suspect springs to mind: Mr Kirby is his name. Signed, Ford Prefect again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Please don't encourage Brian to enter the arena. If he wrote a poem it would be at least 10 pages long. (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Gwendolyn - 2014-12-22 9:30 PM Flattered am I to be so described As a lady of culture and class, But not to be twinned with Frankie, please, On that I'd prefer to pass. My apologies Trillian! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 "My apologies Trillian!" I have to say Rich this thread has become thrilling So who's next on the agenda As the guilty member? He's clearly not shy As he pops up and say's its not I Who can it be?????? Surely not HE 8-)............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Dave, I 'm so sorry I don't think it's Frank I kinda would worry If he played that prank but if it were he much ruder our fates to both you and me and others he hates I don't think our poet hates anyone here if they did we would know it as it would be clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 I doubt its Frank too Due to the lack of do do It seem's Arthur's been here Lurking for many a year......... It makes one wonder If he once made a blunder Was he once banished? I'm sure I'd notice such a wit vanish............ He's clever this fella With the use of the letter Although I detected a hint of smut When he mentioned Donna's avatar... tut tut ............ So is Mr Dent Here to repent? Give us a clue dude I don't mind if its rude....... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Dent Posted December 23, 2014 Author Share Posted December 23, 2014 Will Bolero Boy have to change his name, Now he's getting a Carthago? Meanwhile, Tracker's reverted to type, And Stuart's now not far to go*. (*see above) The forum staff have done us proud, For despite their occupation, It would appear that they've allowed, Everything in moderation. 'Twas Christmas Day on the forum, And rhyming was getting tough, I think we'll have to leave it there, 'Cos Arthur's had enough................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pkc Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 A new virus stalks the forum It starts with a rash, or irritation Then the patients go down with doggerel Or a severe case of alliteration. I fear that there is no known cure It's destined to run its course Each day brings another Wordsworth Each day it builds its force. I intend to lock myself indoors Until the worst is over God protect me from this painful plague I think I'd rather catch Ebola. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Dent Posted December 24, 2014 Author Share Posted December 24, 2014 'Tis Cristmas Eve on the forum, A time for tinsel and holly, I've just looked in on Motorhome Matters, Which isn't very jolly. I'm not sure what the problem is, Since the protagonists can be nice, So a word of wisdom might be due, Before you post, .......think twice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will86 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Arthur ... Your ideas are good so I give you 6/10 for humour but they're not saleable as they don't flow off the tongue easily in a lilting rhythm. Will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Will85 - 2014-12-24 11:57 AM Arthur ... Your ideas are good so I give you 6/10 for humour but they're not saleable as they don't flow off the tongue easily in a lilting rhythm. Will Aaaaaah the lilting rhythm ;-) You have a point Will But is Arthur part of an O&L schism? 8-) He just appeared ;-) ....... Is that not a bit weird?......... I'm wondering if our editor Is a bit of a predictor ;-) Much like myself A naughty Elf (lol) ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pampam Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Most entertaining Mr Dent ,very clever, im trying to work out who you could be ? merry christmas from pampam:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pampam Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Could you be someone who lives "up north" near Dent ? Merry chrimbo pp:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Dent Posted December 25, 2014 Author Share Posted December 25, 2014 Will85 - 2014-12-24 11:57 AM Arthur ... Your ideas are good so I give you 6/10 for humour but they're not saleable as they don't flow off the tongue easily in a lilting rhythm. Will You have to read them so they do!!! . . . By his own confession Will85 isn't quite what he seems. His alter ego, Mr T, Sails in submarines. It seems the Royal Navy has, (though only recent-ish), Resolved to allow the fairer sex to sail in it's tin fish. So the former inspection call, "Ladies, stand by your beds!", Is now used as a warning when... ...Mr T goes to "the heads". :-S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Dent Posted December 25, 2014 Author Share Posted December 25, 2014 I see George C has just logged in, He's really not on the ball, Should have said "Merry Christmas", But we only got "Evenin' All!". Pepe's been here on and off, Displaying his liberal stance, Pouring oil on troubled waters, Whilst the "regulars" look on askance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowtelse2do Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Who's ance? 8-) Dumb Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Dent Posted December 25, 2014 Author Share Posted December 25, 2014 Over the years on the forum, There have been several "planks", But Dave has just logged on to prove... ...they make them thicker in Lancs. :-> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowtelse2do Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Arthur Dent - 2014-12-25 7:36 PM Over the years on the forum, There have been several "planks", But Dave has just logged on to prove... ...they make them thicker in Lancs. :-> Ahgggg..!!!!!! a racist Yorkshire man :D Coming up roses Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamma mia Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Dave, you walked straight into that one. :-D Seasons Greetings To All. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowtelse2do Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 mamma mia - 2014-12-25 8:19 PM Dave, you walked straight into that one. :-D Seasons Greetings To All. Yeh!! still scraping it off my feet. ;-) :D Slipping Dave Happy New Year to you all.........and I do mean ALL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will86 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Oh Arthur dear you are so cute you've spotted I was based in Bute although when there as Mrs T my home was far, at east Dundee. Oh Arthur dear you are so cute I trust you dress with natty suit and me so suave in scanty dress with glass in hand, full shapeliness. Oh Arthur dear you are so cute well blessed I'm sure with neat cheroot. My picture's lost I'm sad to say pray sent it back without delay. Oh Arthur dear you are so cute with poems true you're quite a hoot and Mrs T she's past her prime retired at last, her wrinkles shine. Oh Arthur dear you are so cute is this the end for one astute. Young Peltman's gone to Costa del Dumb so I'll jigger off before I succumb. Will85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Dent Posted December 29, 2014 Author Share Posted December 29, 2014 Archiesgrandad likes to watch, "Strictly" on TV. He doesn't seem to understand, It's not reality. Pelmetman has reached his goal, Camping in Iberia, The mods must have misheard HE's call, "Exile him to Siberia!". The expected Forum Christmas truce, Isn't going quite as planned, Some of the usual suspects, Are kicking Kirby round No Man's Land! Many don't seem to understand, The outright irony, Of continually attacking Frank, For "a different view to me!". As for the other's poetry, It's neither Keats or Shelley, It's hardly worth me logging on, I'd rather watch the telly! :-| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antony1969 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 The forum poet reveals another rhyming ditty Like a child's soiled nappy I thought quite ....... Like Christmas turkey which goes on forever Please no more not now not ever ! In a just a minute t'will be New Year's Day And with it forum peace may stay ? What's that the masses scream and pray Of course , if Fwankie Panky stays away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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