net-traveller Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 1. Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!" Moral of the story: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are...men 2. A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." 3. John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. "I've got a problem," says Buffy. "What's the matter?" asks John. "Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges." "What's the picture of?" asks John. "It's of a big rooster," replies Buffy. "All right," says John, "I'll come over and have a look." So he goes over to Buffy's house. Buffy leads John into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw on the kitchen table. John looks at the jigsaw and then turns to Buffy and says, "For Pete's sake - put the cornflakes back in the box". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forester Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 blond womem who couln't finnish the 2 piece jigsaw because she had lost the lid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Anyone know any blond men jokes then? We've got to keep the sexist balance right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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