Mel B Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Howie & Wynie I'd be only too happy to have you round for tea, although it would only be one round as that's all I'd need to make it a double knock-out! But, then, at least that would solve the other problem - where to go for the Christmas/New Year period - I hear hospital food has improved greatly over the years and if you really wanted drinks I'm sure they'd liquidize them for you both to drink through straws, you never know, you might even get beds next to each other and you could then keep each other company ... Morcambe and Wise Style!! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Winter draws on Wynie. I,m sure that was a icy blast I just felt coming in off the mouth of the Humber. Matron does have a point about this "howie baby" thing though. I,ve been called this all my life, but never by another bloke, and I don,t want to spoil this wonderful macho image I project whenever anyone reads my postings. Howard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forester Posted November 19, 2006 Author Share Posted November 19, 2006 [QUOTE]howardtcz - 2006-11-18 7:00 PM the mouth of the Humber.Howard you are a brave chap calling Mel b that!! But I must admit we can feel it down here too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Shame on you Wayne. For you to take my innocent comments regarding weather fronts coming in off the North Sea, and then twisting it into a disgraceful slur on a fellow forum user is beyond belief. If and when the charming young lady in question decides to take you to task over this matter, then I feel honour bound to give her my full support. Howard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forester Posted November 19, 2006 Author Share Posted November 19, 2006 Howard & Mel B.Please forgive me for writing & altering those comments, It wasn't meant to be ofensive. Once again I apolagise.Wayne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Nice one Chopper, Could,nt have done better myself. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Forrester, No where not ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Hiya Michele. Hope you don,t mind me asking, but I have an old friend in desperate need of accommodation over the coming festive period. He comes fully house trained, and apart from trying to slip something into your Christmas stocking should be no trouble at all. He requires nothing more than a constant supply of alcholic beverages and food, as well as 24hr access to the adult channels. I thought this might give you the ideal opportunity to put the true meaning back into Christmas. Howard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Hi ya Howard, sorry adult channels are banned in this house . We have no alcohol as we are boring we don't need drink to be merry. The computor is also banned from explicit sexual business as well . So we really are boring farts. We did want to go away for christmas taking the son up the mountains ski ing but alas the home has no room for the children so thats that. . I have resigned myself to the fact that I will just ave to watch everyone on here still that's fun in itself . Makes good reading a. So sorry wayne its back to maggie .... ;-)Will she have you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Pity about that Michele. I,m sure having chopper over for Christmas would have been a real education. You sound as if your on a real downer at the moment, and as for resigning yourself to just reading these threads then forget your vow of silence because we are all the poorer for your absence Howard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Ah, That's nice Howard really sweet . Actually it's quite nice to sit back and watch . The funny thing is some people have short memories I find it really amusing other peoples one line entries and off topic chat . Funny how when it suits case of the pot calling the kettle black . Funny world . Still have not had anything to say lately and I am sure that people don't want to listen to rubbish so better to stay quiet rather than chirp up . Had fun lately just reading and alway's enjoy clive actually, quite a few make me laugh. Others not so much but make interesting reading the serious ones then their is always the new guy TC. Not quite sure to make of all that .Still had a laugh watching people tell him off ...... So I guess been buzy in my own way. take care X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forester Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 I have at last got the electrics for the van fitted, cost £73. Jones Caravans of White City Manchester coun't do it they said they needed the back lights at a cost of £132:00 as they could not get mine off (to fit the electrics) without breaking them.I phone a auto who came out to my place it took him around 2hours and all done & dusted for £73 against Jone's cost of£202. Jone's has lost my future custom I will go else where for repairs in future. Thanks to all on here who gave me advice.Forester/Chopper/Wayne/???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Come on now wayne MelB gives you lot's of advice LOL ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Glad to see your van,s starting to take shape Wayne and I have to admit this is one of the things that I miss since we have had our new camper. We were lucky enough to be left some money a few years ago and spent the lot on a new van, and although its been great, i,m under strict orders to keep my itchy fingers off with regards to "home improvements". All our previous vans were either self build or clapped out coachbuilts, which gave me the ideal opportunity to spend many happy hours putting my imagination and diy skills to good use. Things didn,t always turn out the way I planned, but there was always this great satisfaction of having a camper you had put together yourself. Correct me if i,m wrong Michele, but the last advice Mel gave Wayne was to book a hospital bed and learn to eat through a straw, as she was planning to "rearrange his face" if their paths ever crossed. Howard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 LMKO. thats it, there gone now totally laughed off (lol) (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forester Posted November 26, 2006 Author Share Posted November 26, 2006 dare i ask!!!! what's LMKO stand for or have i put my foot in it again? I know what lol is also see you next tuesday but not lmko!!!! not yet anyway.answers please on the back of a £20 note and send to me PM for details.Wayne/Chopper/Forester/Elthicko. he he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Newell Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 LMKO stands for laugh(ing) my knickers off! You know what these Essex girls are like Wayne (lol) . D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forester Posted November 26, 2006 Author Share Posted November 26, 2006 I like that one dave how about LMUPO!! for us men?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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