howie Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Wonder when its going to stop raining. :-> That settee of Mel,s might look a bit antiquated but should last a few more years yet. My only concern is that having been stored in a garage it might have picked up a few unwelcome guests along the way, and I would strongly advise having it fumigated or its back to Itchy and Scratchy again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Howie, just thought I'd show you my new settee so you know what you are missing ... not snuggling up on it with me! :D It's every so comfy though ...... :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Can,t fool me Melanie, and always know when your,e getting excited. "Its every so comfy though" is a dead givaway, and you always start making this sort of mistake when thinking of me. Mmmm xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Guilty as charged Howie, soft and lovely ... a bit like your pink socks ... the dark brown bit reminds me of the muck between your teeth! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Not muck Melanie, dead bugs if you don,t mind, Serious now. Make sure that settee has the appropriate fire retardent label on it, or you might end up not being covered re. home insurance and contents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I'm so excited! This is my horoscope for tomorrow: Taurus (Apr21-May21) An all consuming passion makes it difficult to think clearly. You're ready to transform your life for the sake of this love. It doesn't matter if you're obsessed with a person or activity. Moving overseas, converting to another religion, or adopting a whole new lifestyle are among the possibilities. Onlookers may think you've taken leave of your senses. They may be right, but it won't stop you from following your bliss. Some paths are too tempting to resist. This is one of them. 8-) 8-) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 We're talking about you stuffing yourself with chocolate tomorrow aren't we! (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hymer C 9. Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Blo.dy Hell Janine, Keep us informed sounds either scarey or exciting which ever way you look at it. :-D Carol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omidknight Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I`m excited too Janine Am I the object of your desire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Is there a law regarding motorhomes that makes even the simplest job bl**dy infuriating? It's a lovely sunny day, so I decided to spring-clean the van. Took the curtains down to wash, which over the sink involves taking off the pelmet. Sod's law dictated that some salt had spilled on top of the screw-head. In precisely the same spot, water had got in from a dodgy repair on the roof. It's taken me half an hour and a lot of swearing to get said screw out >:-( Is it me? *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omidknight Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Screwing usually takes me a lot longer than that Janine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 J9withdogs - 2008-01-24 12:30 PM Is there a law regarding motorhomes that makes even the simplest job bl**dy infuriating? It's a lovely sunny day, so I decided to spring-clean the van. Took the curtains down to wash, which over the sink involves taking off the pelmet. Sod's law dictated that some salt had spilled on top of the screw-head. In precisely the same spot, water had got in from a dodgy repair on the roof. It's taken me half an hour and a lot of swearing to get said screw out >:-( Is it me? *-) Bit of a let down after the horoscope then Janine - or is the day still young enough for magic to happen as yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Rich - I'd have thought she'd be a happy and contented bunny after a 30 minute screw. There's just no pleasing our Janine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Ha ha, you lot >:-( Funny you should mention the horoscope though - I was standing in the queue at Morrisons earlier today when this gorgeous-looking bloke came up to me with a big smile and an even bigger bunch of flowers. This is it, thought I. My prince charming has arrived. He looked me right in the eyes and my heart just melted. 'Would you mind if I go first, only I'm in a hurry' he said. 'Rats' said I under my breath :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omidknight Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 So did you let him - was it any good - did it last longer than 30 minutes and was there more after him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Jones Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 J9withdogs - 2008-01-23 6:51 PM I'm so excited! This is my horoscope for tomorrow: Taurus (Apr21-May21) An all consuming passion makes it difficult to think clearly..... It doesn't matter if you're obsessed with a person or activity..... Onlookers may think you've taken leave of your senses. They may be right. 8-) 8-) :D I don't usually believe in horoscopes, but there's usually one bit that "works." I think this part relates to your experiences in the motorhome. Pity really, I was hoping the "convert to a new religion" (new-to-you anyway) might have been the bit that worked - we'll make a Baptist of you yet!!! Tony x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omidknight Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I`m back. Guess what we have been doing for 31 minutes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Le Thou Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Dunno, but I can guess what you did for 3 minutes of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Tony Jones - 2008-01-24 7:41 PM I don't usually believe in horoscopes, but there's usually one bit that "works." I think this part relates to your experiences in the motorhome. Pity really, I was hoping the "convert to a new religion" (new-to-you anyway) might have been the bit that worked - we'll make a Baptist of you yet!!! Tony x I was brought up Elim Pentecostal, how painful would the conversion to Baptism be, Tony? (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 It's a hard life, isn't it? I've now got to go and escort approx 20 singletons (hopefully more than half of them men!) round the pubs of Bridgnorth, visiting all of the live music venues the town has to offer, whilst drinking copious amounts of Guinness. Don't worry, I'll get through it somehow. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 J9withdogs - 2008-01-25 10:08 AM Tony Jones - 2008-01-24 7:41 PM I don't usually believe in horoscopes, but there's usually one bit that "works." I think this part relates to your experiences in the motorhome. Pity really, I was hoping the "convert to a new religion" (new-to-you anyway) might have been the bit that worked - we'll make a Baptist of you yet!!! Tony x I was brought up Elim Pentecostal, how painful would the conversion to Baptism be, Tony? (lol) Depends how long you can hold your breath Janine when they 'dunk' you in the water ... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Janine - also Tony would have to cut summat off ya, 'cos "Baptist" is a lot shorter than "Elim Pentecostal". And you'd have to get cover-ups done on all those "Elim Pentescostal Kicks Ass" tattoos...... Just a by-the-way Janine: Is "Elim" short for "Eliminate"? Are you secretly a hit-girl for the anti-Pentecostalists? Have you always been a covert Baptist, a mole within the ranks of the "other side", feeding back info on members, meetings, wine quality (and amount offered), hardness of chapel pew seats, scariness of female attendees hats etc? Have you in truth for many years really been Tony's secret weapon in the battle to convert the "P's" to become "B's"? 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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