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Less than a year to go ... Oh Lordy ... Some of us might not make it to the end but we can sleep well knowing the world is going to be much better place because of Brexit and we here in Blighty started the end of that dreadful EU club ... Heres a countdown clock for everyone to enjoy ...

... Happy Days ...

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Better start planning our Brexit On Sea street party B-) ..........

 

Anyone know where I can get Union Jack bunting? :D ........

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pelmetman - 2018-03-29 8:35 AM

 

Better start planning our Brexit On Sea street party B-) ..........

 

Anyone know where I can get Union Jack bunting? :D ........

 

Its going to be amazing Vera Lynn (hopefully) flat caps , Stout , Proper money , No dark faces ... Your in Spain Dave nip to the China shop and get some bunting ... Land of Hope and Glory xxx

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Barryd999 - 2018-03-29 11:11 AM

 

Let them have their party Veronica. Dont tell them that we wont actually be leaving (if we actually ever do) proper until the start of 2021.

 

Best not show them the list of 11 Brexit promises already dropped.

 

No. Oh go on then!!

 

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2018/mar/28/11-brexit-promises-leavers-quietly-dropped

The Ostriches wont read that..........no pictures and screechy Wail headers.

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What's the difference between a Brexiteer and a Remoaner?

 

Remoaners constantly try to prove that by pasting new and ever more trawled and unoriginal silly cartoons or links their lost cause for being bad losers will somehow be strengthened.

 

Brexiteers just laugh at them and their posturing.

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Tracker - 2018-03-29 7:27 PM

 

What's the difference between a Brexiteer and a Remoaner?

 

Remoaners constantly try to prove that by pasting new and ever more trawled and unoriginal silly cartoons or links their lost cause for being bad losers will somehow be strengthened.

 

Brexiteers just laugh at them and their posturing.

 

I think you will find the one I posted is original Rich as I made it myself this afternoon. Most of mine are.

 

Ive got some Brexit songs an all but Im sure you wont like them.

 

You cant win. We are told we are sad, bitter, whinging losers but nothing could be further from the truth as far as Im concerned. I laugh every day now at Brexit. Its so crackers its hilarious. Im getting to the point now though where I think its pointless trying to oppose it. Better to let them get on with it, cock it up and then place bets as to how soon we will end up back in saying sorry and getting a good spanking (And the Euro and Schengen as punishment).

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Barryd999 - 2018-03-29 7:33 PM

Ive got some Brexit songs an all but Im sure you wont like them.

 

You cant win. We are told we are sad, bitter, whinging losers but nothing could be further from the truth as far as Im concerned. I laugh every day now at Brexit. Its so crackers its hilarious. Im getting to the point now though where I think its pointless trying to oppose it. Better to let them get on with it, cock it up and then place bets as to how soon we will end up back in saying sorry and getting a good spanking (And the Euro and Schengen as punishment).

 

Nice song Barry - shame about the lack of rhyme and the lack of a tune, although to a Remoaner perhaps that is their way and it is their new national anthem.

 

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Tracker - 2018-03-29 7:49 PM

 

Barryd999 - 2018-03-29 7:33 PM

Ive got some Brexit songs an all but Im sure you wont like them.

 

You cant win. We are told we are sad, bitter, whinging losers but nothing could be further from the truth as far as Im concerned. I laugh every day now at Brexit. Its so crackers its hilarious. Im getting to the point now though where I think its pointless trying to oppose it. Better to let them get on with it, cock it up and then place bets as to how soon we will end up back in saying sorry and getting a good spanking (And the Euro and Schengen as punishment).

 

Nice song Barry - shame about the lack of rhyme and the lack of a tune, although to a Remoaner perhaps that is their way and it is their new national anthem.

 

here you go Rich. You will like these. Plenty of Rhyming and some banging tunes!

 

 

https://tinyurl.com/yas9enhz

 

https://tinyurl.com/yanue8rv

 

https://tinyurl.com/y8kgdxr3

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Thanks Barry, your kindness to a non believer knows no bounds!

 

A non believer very clear

not a remoaner or a brexiteer

just a non believing Waitandseer

do not believe in all you hear

of doom and gloom and abject fear

just be like me - a Waitandseer!

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And now we face the vinyl curtain

The doubters doubt of that I'm certain

And so my friend I'll say it clear

And state my case that's so uncertain

We've had it good for many years

Now is no time for unknown fears

And yes along the way

There may be tears

But no regrets

We did it OUR way.

 

With apologies to old blue eyes!

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Tracker - 2018-03-29 10:01 PM

 

Fair enough Barry - how about Dave's offer of a tit for tat where we send Corbyn to Russia and Russia gives us a worn out Trabant as a fair return.

 

An unfair exchange I know, but tat would be our good fortune.

 

Would they give us a Trabant for Corbyn? Could be a good deal. I bet we would get nothing for Smug or Boris though. They would probably send them back as faulty goods.

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Bulletguy - 2018-03-29 4:39 PM

 

 

Front page of todays Express. Not sure if they were trying some dark humour with the photo used and their "glorious view" comment but Beachy Head is UK's most notorious suicide spot. The lemmings glorious destiny awaits! (lol)(lol)

 

What No Naziesque renaming of your jpeg Bullet??? :-S .........

 

That's not very Corbynesque Labour >:-) .......

 

 

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antony1969 - 2018-03-30 7:20 AM

 

Another day gone and another day nearer

With all Barry's whinging it makes it even clearer

We need Rees Smug as our Brexit steerer

 

That's my contribution ... Our resident poet Tracker might like to add further

 

Ooooh you naughty little tempress - oh alright then, here's a quickie for you -

 

With 'kin Jonn 52 and Bulletbrain too

They'll make sure we read nothing new

But Brexit my friends is sure gonna happen

So just make sure you are not caught nappin

 

And miss all the parties, fun ones that is

When Theresa'a good folks have done us the biz

And out of the chaos they pluck the UK

The future is sound, we'll all do OK.

 

 

 

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