Barryd999 Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 This is a war you really cannot win. I feel a new Brexit song coming on for my international audience. (lol) heres the first verse. Brexit, Wrexit worra crock of sh1tBoris Johnson he really is a titPelmet and Antony make a Brexit racketAre they really the new hinge and Bracket Ill work out the melody in the gym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Barryd999 - 2018-03-30 11:52 AM This is a war you really cannot win. I feel a new Brexit song coming on for my international audience. (lol) heres the first verse. Brexit, Wrexit worra crock of sh1t Boris Johnson he really is a tit Pelmet and Antony make a Brexit racket Are they really the new hinge and Bracket Ill work out the melody in the gym. I'll work out the melody in the gym If I can think amongst all that din Remain and pay for all that corruption No thanks remoaners too much disruption Freedom from EU is just what we need So getting right out will be the right deed Those wanting to stay should grow a new pair And make the most of it not tear out their hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archiesgrandad Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 For what it's worth, our local supermarket here in Prayssac has this week opened a whole new section devoted exclusively to UK produce, with all the usual stuff including licourice allssorts, ginger nuts and a large display of imported UK beers. My impression is that the people round here want to be friends with us, and our money. The local plumber who, last time we needed him, took 7 weeks to respond to a call for urgent help, has this time responded within 4 days, and he has promised to be here early next week. AGD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barryd999 Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Tracker - 2018-03-30 11:58 AM Barryd999 - 2018-03-30 11:52 AM This is a war you really cannot win. I feel a new Brexit song coming on for my international audience. (lol) heres the first verse. Brexit, Wrexit worra crock of sh1t Boris Johnson he really is a tit Pelmet and Antony make a Brexit racket Are they really the new hinge and Bracket Ill work out the melody in the gym. I'll work out the melody in the gym If I can think amongst all that din Remain and pay for all that corruption No thanks remoaners too much disruption Freedom from EU is just what we need So getting right out will be the right deed Those wanting to stay should grow a new pair And make the most of it not tear out their hair Rubbish!! here you go. I have not wasted the last few hours pretending to work out at the gym and in the queue at the chip shop this afternoon. Especially for all my OAL pals and double especially for the dynamic duo Antony and Dave Pelmet AKA Hinge and Bracket. Now I will warn you that i was a bit pished by the time I cobbled this together and some may say its offensive but they would be "snowflakes" (lol) There is swearing and offensive pictures (and very offensive guitar playing and singing) Enjoy :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulletguy Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Archiesgrandad - 2018-03-30 6:52 PM For what it's worth, our local supermarket here in Prayssac has this week opened a whole new section devoted exclusively to UK produce, with all the usual stuff including licourice allssorts, ginger nuts and a large display of imported UK beers. My impression is that the people round here want to be friends with us, and our money. The local plumber who, last time we needed him, took 7 weeks to respond to a call for urgent help, has this time responded within 4 days, and he has promised to be here early next week. Why do you live in France? :-S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Barryd999 - 2018-03-30 9:29 PM I have wasted the last few hours in the queue at the chip shop this afternoon. Time spent in the queue at the chippy is never time wasted as it always has a happy ending - just like Brexit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antony1969 Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 Merkel and Juncker sneaked down to the bunker EU funded red wine made em both drunker Merkel got merry and Juncker started to dunk her Till Farage turned up and started to punch Farage slapped Juncker and walked to the exit Victory complete , a bit like Brexit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barryd999 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 antony1969 - 2018-03-31 9:01 AM Merkel and Juncker sneaked down to the bunker EU funded red wine made em both drunker Merkel got merry and Juncker started to dunk her Till Farage turned up and started to punch Farage slapped Juncker and walked to the exit Victory complete , a bit like Brexit Dont give up your day job. Just sayin. I bet you would like to sneak down a bunker with Angela though, or maybe Junker, we've always had our doubts about you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Tracker - 2018-03-30 10:40 PM Barryd999 - 2018-03-30 9:29 PM I have wasted the last few hours in the queue at the chip shop this afternoon. Time spent in the queue at the chippy is never time wasted as it always has a happy ending - just like Brexit! Fatty Batty always in the chippy After he's been to the Gym Then he wonders why he's Mr Blubby No wonder Remoaners are Dim :D ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barryd999 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 pelmetman - 2018-03-31 12:52 PM Tracker - 2018-03-30 10:40 PM Barryd999 - 2018-03-30 9:29 PM I have wasted the last few hours in the queue at the chip shop this afternoon. Time spent in the queue at the chippy is never time wasted as it always has a happy ending - just like Brexit! Fatty Batty always in the chippy After he's been to the Gym Then he wonders why he's Mr Blubby No wonder Remoaners are Dim :D ........... You cant even spell fecking Blobby right FFS! Knob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antony1969 Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 Barryd999 - 2018-03-31 9:32 AM antony1969 - 2018-03-31 9:01 AM Merkel and Juncker sneaked down to the bunker EU funded red wine made em both drunker Merkel got merry and Juncker started to dunk her Till Farage turned up and started to punch Farage slapped Juncker and walked to the exit Victory complete , a bit like Brexit Dont give up your day job. Just sayin. I bet you would like to sneak down a bunker with Angela though, or maybe Junker, we've always had our doubts about you. I think you'd like ten minutes with your new love David Cameron .... You could be a rich Tories bitch ... A tubby bitch ... Get a wash first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Barryd999 - 2018-03-31 2:59 PM pelmetman - 2018-03-31 12:52 PM Tracker - 2018-03-30 10:40 PM Barryd999 - 2018-03-30 9:29 PM I have wasted the last few hours in the queue at the chip shop this afternoon. Time spent in the queue at the chippy is never time wasted as it always has a happy ending - just like Brexit! Fatty Batty always in the chippy After he's been to the Gym Then he wonders why he's Mr Blubby No wonder Remoaners are Dim :D ........... You cant even spell fecking Blobby right FFS! Knob. I didn't want to offend Mr Blobby by saying he looked like you :D ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barryd999 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 You Brexiter ruffians are just ruining this nice thread about poetry and music with your gutter talk insults. Its disgraceful. Twunts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Barryd999 - 2018-03-31 2:59 PM You cant even spell fecking Blobby right FFS! Knob. Whereas it is your considered opinion that kind of language really adds class to the discussion I suppose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antony1969 Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 Tracker - 2018-03-31 6:14 PM Barryd999 - 2018-03-31 2:59 PM You cant even spell fecking Blobby right FFS! Knob. Whereas it is your considered opinion that kind of language really adds class to the discussion I suppose? Forgive him Rich ... He likes to talk about certain parts of men's bodies ... I don't mean the blobby bit either ... He collects pics of kn8bs so I guess Bullets on his wall a few times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barryd999 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 antony1969 - 2018-03-31 7:15 PM Tracker - 2018-03-31 6:14 PM Barryd999 - 2018-03-31 2:59 PM You cant even spell fecking Blobby right FFS! Knob. Whereas it is your considered opinion that kind of language really adds class to the discussion I suppose? Forgive him Rich ... He likes to talk about certain parts of men's bodies ... I don't mean the blobby bit either ... He collects pics of kn8bs so I guess Bullets on his wall a few times That is true, two of them appear in the first part of that video I posted earlier except one of them has a pink minge. B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet1956 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Barryd999 - 2018-03-30 9:29 PM Tracker - 2018-03-30 11:58 AM Barryd999 - 2018-03-30 11:52 AM This is a war you really cannot win. I feel a new Brexit song coming on for my international audience. (lol) heres the first verse. Brexit, Wrexit worra crock of sh1t Boris Johnson he really is a tit Pelmet and Antony make a Brexit racket Are they really the new hinge and Bracket Ill work out the melody in the gym. I'll work out the melody in the gym If I can think amongst all that din Remain and pay for all that corruption No thanks remoaners too much disruption Freedom from EU is just what we need So getting right out will be the right deed Those wanting to stay should grow a new pair And make the most of it not tear out their hair Rubbish!! here you go. I have not wasted the last few hours pretending to work out at the gym and in the queue at the chip shop this afternoon. Especially for all my OAL pals and double especially for the dynamic duo Antony and Dave Pelmet AKA Hinge and Bracket. Now I will warn you that i was a bit pished by the time I cobbled this together and some may say its offensive but they would be "snowflakes" (lol) There is swearing and offensive pictures (and very offensive guitar playing and singing) Enjoy :D Thanks Barry really enjoyed it :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antony1969 Posted April 3, 2018 Author Share Posted April 3, 2018 Nice tune that ... I can just see Brian Kirby and Bulletgay smoothing away to that one ... Euro pop lives unlike the Euro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barryd999 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Ok. Which one of you is Mr Furious in the comments? *-) I'm impressed one of you Brexiteers managed to set up a youtube account though. Bet you had some help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antony1969 Posted April 3, 2018 Author Share Posted April 3, 2018 Barryd999 - 2018-04-03 6:01 PM Ok. Which one of you is Mr Furious in the comments? *-) I'm impressed one of you Brexiteers managed to set up a youtube account though. Bet you had some help. Mr Furious ... Gotta be Bulletgay ... Suits him perfectly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 antony1969 - 2018-04-03 6:08 PM Barryd999 - 2018-04-03 6:01 PM Ok. Which one of you is Mr Furious in the comments? *-) I'm impressed one of you Brexiteers managed to set up a youtube account though. Bet you had some help. Mr Furious ... Gotta be Bulletgay ... Suits him perfectly Who ever it is knows of Barry's penchant for stinky cheese :D ......... "Mister Furious 4 days ago Shall I compare thee to a remoaner idiot! Thou art more stinky and more nauseate." I reckon it's Tuggers B-) ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barryd999 Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 I notice Mr Furious has attracted six subscribers which is odd as he has no content. Im assuming its a He, could be Veronica. (lol) Or maybe Veronica or someone technical helped Hinge or Bracket set it up I dunno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet1956 Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Barryd999 - 2018-04-04 10:02 AM I notice Mr Furious has attracted six subscribers which is odd as he has no content. Im assuming its a He, could be Veronica. (lol) Or maybe Veronica or someone technical helped Hinge or Bracket set it up I dunno. Keep up Barry haven’t you heard? I work for Theresa May in her PR department. Mr Furious appears to have few of the interpersonal skills necessary for such a demanding role so I am at loss as to how I could possibly come under suspicion :-( ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Violet1956 - 2018-04-04 11:51 AM Barryd999 - 2018-04-04 10:02 AM I notice Mr Furious has attracted six subscribers which is odd as he has no content. Im assuming its a He, could be Veronica. (lol) Or maybe Veronica or someone technical helped Hinge or Bracket set it up I dunno. Keep up Barry haven’t you heard? I work for Theresa May in her PR department. Mr Furious appears to have few of the interpersonal skills necessary for such a demanding role so I am at loss as to how I could possibly come under suspicion :-( ;-) Plus you're a Remoaner so I would consider that a slur on your reputation 8-) ......... I can only assume that Bazza was drunk in charge of his keyboard again *-) ........ His minders on here would like to apologise for his faux pas ;-) ........ But in mitigation for his defence.... we would also like to say he's suffering from talking b*llocks overload :D ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barryd999 Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 pelmetman - 2018-04-04 5:27 PM Violet1956 - 2018-04-04 11:51 AM Barryd999 - 2018-04-04 10:02 AM I notice Mr Furious has attracted six subscribers which is odd as he has no content. Im assuming its a He, could be Veronica. (lol) Or maybe Veronica or someone technical helped Hinge or Bracket set it up I dunno. Keep up Barry haven’t you heard? I work for Theresa May in her PR department. Mr Furious appears to have few of the interpersonal skills necessary for such a demanding role so I am at loss as to how I could possibly come under suspicion :-( ;-) Plus you're a Remoaner so I would consider that a slur on your reputation 8-) ......... I can only assume that Bazza was drunk in charge of his keyboard again *-) ........ His minders on here would like to apologise for his faux pas ;-) ........ But in mitigation for his defence.... we would also like to say he's suffering from talking b*llocks overload :D ........ I have learned from the master Grasshoppers of bollox on here though. I am but a novice in comparison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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