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This is a war you really cannot win. I feel a new Brexit song coming on for my international audience. (lol)

 

heres the first verse.

 

Brexit, Wrexit worra crock of sh1t

Boris Johnson he really is a tit

Pelmet and Antony make a Brexit racket

Are they really the new hinge and Bracket

 

Ill work out the melody in the gym.

 

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Barryd999 - 2018-03-30 11:52 AM

 

This is a war you really cannot win. I feel a new Brexit song coming on for my international audience. (lol)

 

heres the first verse.

 

Brexit, Wrexit worra crock of sh1t

Boris Johnson he really is a tit

Pelmet and Antony make a Brexit racket

Are they really the new hinge and Bracket

 

Ill work out the melody in the gym.

 

I'll work out the melody in the gym

If I can think amongst all that din

Remain and pay for all that corruption

No thanks remoaners too much disruption

 

Freedom from EU is just what we need

So getting right out will be the right deed

Those wanting to stay should grow a new pair

And make the most of it not tear out their hair

 

 

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For what it's worth, our local supermarket here in Prayssac has this week opened a whole new section devoted exclusively to UK produce, with all the usual stuff including licourice allssorts, ginger nuts and a large display of imported UK beers. My impression is that the people round here want to be friends with us, and our money.

The local plumber who, last time we needed him, took 7 weeks to respond to a call for urgent help, has this time responded within 4 days, and he has promised to be here early next week.

 

AGD

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Tracker - 2018-03-30 11:58 AM

 

Barryd999 - 2018-03-30 11:52 AM

 

This is a war you really cannot win. I feel a new Brexit song coming on for my international audience. (lol)

 

heres the first verse.

 

Brexit, Wrexit worra crock of sh1t

Boris Johnson he really is a tit

Pelmet and Antony make a Brexit racket

Are they really the new hinge and Bracket

 

Ill work out the melody in the gym.

 

I'll work out the melody in the gym

If I can think amongst all that din

Remain and pay for all that corruption

No thanks remoaners too much disruption

 

Freedom from EU is just what we need

So getting right out will be the right deed

Those wanting to stay should grow a new pair

And make the most of it not tear out their hair

 

 

Rubbish!!

 

here you go. I have not wasted the last few hours pretending to work out at the gym and in the queue at the chip shop this afternoon.

 

Especially for all my OAL pals and double especially for the dynamic duo Antony and Dave Pelmet AKA Hinge and Bracket. Now I will warn you that i was a bit pished by the time I cobbled this together and some may say its offensive but they would be "snowflakes" (lol) There is swearing and offensive pictures (and very offensive guitar playing and singing)

 

Enjoy :D

 

 

 

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Archiesgrandad - 2018-03-30 6:52 PM

 

For what it's worth, our local supermarket here in Prayssac has this week opened a whole new section devoted exclusively to UK produce, with all the usual stuff including licourice allssorts, ginger nuts and a large display of imported UK beers. My impression is that the people round here want to be friends with us, and our money.

The local plumber who, last time we needed him, took 7 weeks to respond to a call for urgent help, has this time responded within 4 days, and he has promised to be here early next week.

Why do you live in France? :-S

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Merkel and Juncker sneaked down to the bunker

EU funded red wine made em both drunker

Merkel got merry and Juncker started to dunk her

Till Farage turned up and started to punch

Farage slapped Juncker and walked to the exit

Victory complete , a bit like Brexit

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antony1969 - 2018-03-31 9:01 AM

 

Merkel and Juncker sneaked down to the bunker

EU funded red wine made em both drunker

Merkel got merry and Juncker started to dunk her

Till Farage turned up and started to punch

Farage slapped Juncker and walked to the exit

Victory complete , a bit like Brexit

 

Dont give up your day job. Just sayin.

 

I bet you would like to sneak down a bunker with Angela though, or maybe Junker, we've always had our doubts about you.

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Tracker - 2018-03-30 10:40 PM

 

Barryd999 - 2018-03-30 9:29 PM

I have wasted the last few hours in the queue at the chip shop this afternoon.

 

Time spent in the queue at the chippy is never time wasted as it always has a happy ending - just like Brexit!

 

Fatty Batty always in the chippy

After he's been to the Gym

Then he wonders why he's Mr Blubby

No wonder Remoaners are Dim :D ...........

 

 

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pelmetman - 2018-03-31 12:52 PM

 

Tracker - 2018-03-30 10:40 PM

 

Barryd999 - 2018-03-30 9:29 PM

I have wasted the last few hours in the queue at the chip shop this afternoon.

 

Time spent in the queue at the chippy is never time wasted as it always has a happy ending - just like Brexit!

 

Fatty Batty always in the chippy

After he's been to the Gym

Then he wonders why he's Mr Blubby

No wonder Remoaners are Dim :D ...........

 

 

You cant even spell fecking Blobby right FFS! Knob.

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Barryd999 - 2018-03-31 9:32 AM

 

antony1969 - 2018-03-31 9:01 AM

 

Merkel and Juncker sneaked down to the bunker

EU funded red wine made em both drunker

Merkel got merry and Juncker started to dunk her

Till Farage turned up and started to punch

Farage slapped Juncker and walked to the exit

Victory complete , a bit like Brexit

 

Dont give up your day job. Just sayin.

 

I bet you would like to sneak down a bunker with Angela though, or maybe Junker, we've always had our doubts about you.

 

I think you'd like ten minutes with your new love David Cameron .... You could be a rich Tories bitch ... A tubby bitch ... Get a wash first

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Barryd999 - 2018-03-31 2:59 PM

 

pelmetman - 2018-03-31 12:52 PM

 

Tracker - 2018-03-30 10:40 PM

 

Barryd999 - 2018-03-30 9:29 PM

I have wasted the last few hours in the queue at the chip shop this afternoon.

 

Time spent in the queue at the chippy is never time wasted as it always has a happy ending - just like Brexit!

 

Fatty Batty always in the chippy

After he's been to the Gym

Then he wonders why he's Mr Blubby

No wonder Remoaners are Dim :D ...........

 

 

You cant even spell fecking Blobby right FFS! Knob.

 

 

I didn't want to offend Mr Blobby by saying he looked like you :D .........

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Tracker - 2018-03-31 6:14 PM

 

Barryd999 - 2018-03-31 2:59 PM

 

You cant even spell fecking Blobby right FFS! Knob.

 

 

Whereas it is your considered opinion that kind of language really adds class to the discussion I suppose?

 

Forgive him Rich ... He likes to talk about certain parts of men's bodies ... I don't mean the blobby bit either ... He collects pics of kn8bs so I guess Bullets on his wall a few times

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antony1969 - 2018-03-31 7:15 PM

 

Tracker - 2018-03-31 6:14 PM

 

Barryd999 - 2018-03-31 2:59 PM

 

You cant even spell fecking Blobby right FFS! Knob.

 

 

Whereas it is your considered opinion that kind of language really adds class to the discussion I suppose?

 

Forgive him Rich ... He likes to talk about certain parts of men's bodies ... I don't mean the blobby bit either ... He collects pics of kn8bs so I guess Bullets on his wall a few times

 

That is true, two of them appear in the first part of that video I posted earlier except one of them has a pink minge. B-)

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Barryd999 - 2018-03-30 9:29 PM

 

Tracker - 2018-03-30 11:58 AM

 

Barryd999 - 2018-03-30 11:52 AM

 

This is a war you really cannot win. I feel a new Brexit song coming on for my international audience. (lol)

 

heres the first verse.

 

Brexit, Wrexit worra crock of sh1t

Boris Johnson he really is a tit

Pelmet and Antony make a Brexit racket

Are they really the new hinge and Bracket

 

Ill work out the melody in the gym.

 

I'll work out the melody in the gym

If I can think amongst all that din

Remain and pay for all that corruption

No thanks remoaners too much disruption

 

Freedom from EU is just what we need

So getting right out will be the right deed

Those wanting to stay should grow a new pair

And make the most of it not tear out their hair

 

 

Rubbish!!

 

here you go. I have not wasted the last few hours pretending to work out at the gym and in the queue at the chip shop this afternoon.

 

Especially for all my OAL pals and double especially for the dynamic duo Antony and Dave Pelmet AKA Hinge and Bracket. Now I will warn you that i was a bit pished by the time I cobbled this together and some may say its offensive but they would be "snowflakes" (lol) There is swearing and offensive pictures (and very offensive guitar playing and singing)

 

Enjoy :D

 

 

Thanks Barry really enjoyed it :-D
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Barryd999 - 2018-04-03 6:01 PM

 

Ok. Which one of you is Mr Furious in the comments? *-)

 

I'm impressed one of you Brexiteers managed to set up a youtube account though. Bet you had some help.

 

Mr Furious ... Gotta be Bulletgay ... Suits him perfectly

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antony1969 - 2018-04-03 6:08 PM

 

Barryd999 - 2018-04-03 6:01 PM

 

Ok. Which one of you is Mr Furious in the comments? *-)

 

I'm impressed one of you Brexiteers managed to set up a youtube account though. Bet you had some help.

 

Mr Furious ... Gotta be Bulletgay ... Suits him perfectly

 

Who ever it is knows of Barry's penchant for stinky cheese :D .........

 

"Mister Furious

4 days ago

Shall I compare thee to a remoaner idiot!

 

Thou art more stinky and more nauseate."

 

I reckon it's Tuggers B-) ........

 

 

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Barryd999 - 2018-04-04 10:02 AM

 

I notice Mr Furious has attracted six subscribers which is odd as he has no content. Im assuming its a He, could be Veronica. (lol)

 

Or maybe Veronica or someone technical helped Hinge or Bracket set it up I dunno.

 

Keep up Barry haven’t you heard? I work for Theresa May in her PR department. Mr Furious appears to have few of the interpersonal skills necessary for such a demanding role so I am at loss as to how I could possibly come under suspicion :-(

 

;-)

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Violet1956 - 2018-04-04 11:51 AM

 

Barryd999 - 2018-04-04 10:02 AM

 

I notice Mr Furious has attracted six subscribers which is odd as he has no content. Im assuming its a He, could be Veronica. (lol)

 

Or maybe Veronica or someone technical helped Hinge or Bracket set it up I dunno.

 

Keep up Barry haven’t you heard? I work for Theresa May in her PR department. Mr Furious appears to have few of the interpersonal skills necessary for such a demanding role so I am at loss as to how I could possibly come under suspicion :-(

 

;-)

 

Plus you're a Remoaner so I would consider that a slur on your reputation 8-) .........

 

I can only assume that Bazza was drunk in charge of his keyboard again *-) ........

 

His minders on here would like to apologise for his faux pas ;-) ........

 

But in mitigation for his defence.... we would also like to say he's suffering from talking b*llocks overload :D ........

 

 

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pelmetman - 2018-04-04 5:27 PM

 

Violet1956 - 2018-04-04 11:51 AM

 

Barryd999 - 2018-04-04 10:02 AM

 

I notice Mr Furious has attracted six subscribers which is odd as he has no content. Im assuming its a He, could be Veronica. (lol)

 

Or maybe Veronica or someone technical helped Hinge or Bracket set it up I dunno.

 

Keep up Barry haven’t you heard? I work for Theresa May in her PR department. Mr Furious appears to have few of the interpersonal skills necessary for such a demanding role so I am at loss as to how I could possibly come under suspicion :-(

 

;-)

 

Plus you're a Remoaner so I would consider that a slur on your reputation 8-) .........

 

I can only assume that Bazza was drunk in charge of his keyboard again *-) ........

 

His minders on here would like to apologise for his faux pas ;-) ........

 

But in mitigation for his defence.... we would also like to say he's suffering from talking b*llocks overload :D ........

 

 

I have learned from the master Grasshoppers of bollox on here though. I am but a novice in comparison.

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