derek500 Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 In today's Media Guardian:- "Tossed Aside Channel 4 postones its 'W*nk Week' " Made me laugh anyway. I originally typed the word in full but the auto censor changed it 'Self Gratification'. The asterisk works though.
olley Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 Hi twooks this is what happens when you put to**er in full :-D (it's not nice to insult people) Olley
twooks Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 what's wrong with calling someone topper as they totter along? 'self gratification' implies that our censor is extremely literate - makes a change for computerised systems
olley Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 Hi try some of the yankee RV sites, you can't even put "sod" and "damm" in. And if you say bo**oks you get a cruise missile through the front door :-D :-D Olley
Mel B Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 Olley - is that because these are the words that Lill' George Bush understands? If you use more elaborate ones he wouldn't know! (lol)
Guest starspirit Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 Who's to say that Gormless George does understand the words cruise missile?
howie Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 Swedes 2 Turnips 1 Sorry. i.m in one of those Jack Daniels moods. Oh flower of Scotland. (lol) (lol) (lol)
Guest starspirit Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 Yes I too remember Graham's Golden moment Jack Daniels is a very nice man because he helps us fall asleep in front of the TV every evening and that HAS to be a bonus. Don't you mean deflowered Scotland. And here's me thinking we could not beat an egg in any sport.
howie Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 The wife will be home soon, so away with thw whisky and out with the peppermints. Just as well, as at this stage i usually start blowing kisses to Mel. :$
Mel B Posted February 4, 2007 Posted February 4, 2007 howie - 2007-02-03 7:33 PM The wife will be home soon, so away with thw whisky and out with the peppermints. Just as well, as at this stage i usually start blowing kisses to Mel. :$ Hi Howie ... I assume you mean me and not Mel E! But then again, I could be wrong! *-) Not a headline as such but when I was little I never knew why the word superbum was pronounced superb-um, as in gardening when talking about a type of flower, to me it was super-bum!!! :$
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