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When we go out on a Friday night i put on my solid gold bracelet (quite heavy) 4x necklaces, rings on all my fingers, 3 old gold ear-rings, Rolex watch,Gucci Loafers, Yves St Laurent socks, & Savalle Row suit. Jimmy Choo dont make mens shoes but they do go up to a size 9.
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When I go out I only mix with the rich & Famous ....Brad pitt Jason flemyng

Her off east enders and old Tommy walsh . often we pop next door to Rods house the Beckhams or jade goodies ... Boy she can throw a bash ..

after all eating out of her troff we trundle off home in the limo.

 

;-)

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You mean "limo" like the one in your picture Michele?

 

You're obviously in the better end of Essex for posers.

Over here in the "far east" the best we can manage is all the yacht owners strutting their stuff along the riverside walk wearing Captains' caps, shorts & plimsoles.

 

Tony

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No that is from the Fiilm Snatch by the way not a childrens film to much swearing no porn though just adult language ... that is jason sitting next to brad . they are staring a jason strachan from oh loads of films ..

Transporter springs to mind lock stock ....smoking barrel.

you need to see the film very good but have to watch the language clever plot by madonnas husband Guy Ritchie.

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Forester - 2007-02-21 3:43 PM

 

BTW Anyone on here fancy being my Batman?  howie?????

No thanks Wayne, and after two years of being called a "orrible useless lanky turd" anything resembling khaki is a definite no no.

Never had much time for posers and boasters, and as my picture shows, what you see is what you get. That photo was taken while helping to test the rocket engines used on the Apollo 11 moon shot after LBJ begged MI5 for my help and expertise on such matters, but I,ve always kept this to myself out of modesty, and much prefer the quiet life on my estate where i,m busy laying out the new helipad next to the polo field.

Still trying to track down your uniforms then. No rush Chopper as I read somewhere that WW11 ended 60 years ago so another week or two won,t matter to much. he he.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Ok so no takers on anyone wanting to be my batman how about michele being my batwoman & yes the Bs have found my uniform & hopfuly deliver it TODAY. My dear old mum used to call me a "sod pot" in a nice way & you remind me of one! he he

I await the replys with baited breath? for terms & conditions please send a s.a.e. enclosing a cheque for £2.50  made payable to me via e-mail. te he.

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Spent a fortnight in Cognito once and though the scenery was spectacular the food was lousey. Never mind the George Clooney bit Dave, I have,nt read Practical Motorhome for ages but are you and "Diamond Dave" one and the same?

Waynes looking for someone to wash and press his underpants after he,s laughed them off. Not a job for the fainthearted, but with all this talk of global warming an ideal opportunity to reduce the size of that hole in the ozone layer. Any takers. :-S

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howie - 2007-02-22 10:34 AM

 

Spent a fortnight in Cognito once and though the scenery was spectacular the food was lousey. Never mind the George Clooney bit Dave, I have,nt read Practical Motorhome for ages but are you and "Diamond Dave" one and the same?

Waynes looking for someone to wash and press his underpants after he,s laughed them off. Not a job for the fainthearted, but with all this talk of global warming an ideal opportunity to reduce the size of that hole in the ozone layer. Any takers. :-S

 

Hi Howie, weeellll, I have to admit it I suppose, me and DD are one and the same.

 

D.

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Dave, I'm sooooo sorry, I didn't realise ... I'll have to see if there's a cure ... for the enlarged head syndrome which everyone in Practical Motorhome obviously suffers from ... must be something in the printing ink, you'll have to stop sniffing it! (lol)
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Never mind fiction ... you ought to see my new dentist! He's young, Greek and gorgeous!!! I've always had a real fear of dentist but can't wait until I go again!!! B-)

 

Chopper, my sweet, did you get the parcel? If so, are you going to show us yours??? 8-)

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Dave Newell - 2007-02-22 2:44 PM

 

 

 

Hi Howie, weeellll, I have to admit it I suppose, me and DD are one and the same.

 

D.

Thought it might be you Dave but wasn,t sure. I rememder DD and Jack Bancroft but apart from that found nothing that really interested me and i,ve stuck with mmm since. Never mind, its nice to know i,m mixing with the rich and famous for a change.
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That must be the trailer he was going on about a couple of weeks ago when he was asking about fitting a tow bar. Still hoping to lead a amoured column of campervans to liberate Eccles from the immigrant insurgents most probably. The trouble with that picture is that its to close to the truth for comfort. Bang Bang sort of thing. :-(
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michele - 2007-02-22 11:06 PM Howie what you think of your mate choppers attempt to win the war . :D :D :D :D You ever seen that film called two men went to war ? They decamp from base and set off for france to blow up the cook house :D :D :D :D

Stop calling me just because I have a auto bren carrier used in Ireland in the 60s & in the Falklands in 82 without this sort of transport to take the troops to the front/back we would have lost the battle? ( did we win! ) On the 'bike' what you carn't see is the RPGs, SAT NAV, LMG,& underneath the seat is the biggest turd catcher you will ever find. It can reach a speed of 18 mph downhill. Orders taken, for details send a cheque for £2.50 with A.S.A.E via e-mail  he he. Michele you are a STAR.   

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Chopper,

 

Don't clap just throw the money £2.50 and no cheques cash only.....

I Know I,m a star you just don't all realise it yet..........well some :D

 

Ps ....Anymore you want posting how about one of you and Maggie in full battle cry........you know what I mean :D :D :D :D

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Dave Newell - 2007-02-23 7:06 AM

 

Now don't even get me started on the enlarged head picture ggggrrrrrrr!!! As for rich and famous, well fame is very much a relative term and as for rich! I'm richer for knowing you lot.

 

D.

 

Does that mean that your head really IS that big in reality then Dave? :-D

 

Who's the famous 'relative' then? (lol) Don't tell me, let me guess ... Dex is related to Scooby-doo!!! :-> B-)

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Ho Ho Ho Mel, you really crack me up.....NOT!! My head is normal size and no, before you ask, my body is definitely not that small! Dex does regularly get called Scooby Doo, mainly because he's so frequently vocal. First customers today had two gorgeous Rottys with them, one male and one female who tried to "nibble" my hand when I went to get in their van, if I'd taken Dex with me today I reckon the three of 'em could have caused absolute havoc on the trading estate :->

 

D.

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