michele Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dead No alive girl alive ! janine this weight watchers stuff is so expensive I think I wont be going this week. What about you . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE RUBBISH!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF RUBBISH THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry... what did you ask me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 To quick to quick by half girl ............. :D :D :D Hows the PMS ...........Mine have gone at the mo ......Maybe just maybe back later :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 What do you call a women with ESP and PMT? A bitch that knows everything. No that was just too gross..thought I'd better delete it :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 3 things you should never say to a man. Who circumsided you Ahh it's cute I 've smoked fatter joints than that :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Git Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 J9withdogs - 2007-09-12 5:04 PM What do you call a women with ESP and PMT? A bitch that knows everything. No that was just too gross..thought I'd better delete it :D Very wise I think Janine. That one was a bit too basic!! Regards Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Sorry Dave, but Michelle made me do it *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Git Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 You're forgiven Janine - instantly. Anyone who loves dogs can't be all bad. Cue Michele - I've given you the perfect lead-in with "can't be all bad". :D :D 8-) Cheers Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Things you never say to a man So this is why you are supposed to judge people on personality :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 I don't care what everyone else says about you Dave, I thinks you'm alright :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 I think we should get off this thread and make our own ... Diverted to REAL women speak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 I think this thread's perfectly titled - and all the men on here can see that we are REAL women :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Git Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 J9withdogs - 2007-09-12 5:32 PM I don't care what everyone else says about you Dave, I thinks you'm alright :D If that's really a photo of yourself Janine, I thinks you ain't so bad neither. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Yeah thats er ..............Ugly ...........Well, she blamed me :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 If that's really a photo of yourself Janine, I thinks you ain't so bad neither. Well, thank you kindly, Sir! Thought I would take the pic of my m/h off in case anyone else has a go at it's age - they wouldn't dare have a go at mine, would they *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 I don't know about you's twos ages but I know one fing your both deaf .! Oops I,m out of here now to be found talking to myself ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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