Guest peter Posted September 27, 2007 Posted September 27, 2007 Bottled out..........too many prudes on here Put up this instead As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Mel B Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 That just about sums up a man ... wouldn't know what to do with a women if one jumped up naked in front of him! :D
Guest starspirit Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 Oh I think I can vaguely remember Mel - it's just that the opportunities are less frequent these days and I am less agile to be able to be first in the queue!
Guest peter Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 Mel B - 2007-09-28 5:53 PM That just about sums up a man ... wouldn't know what to do with a women if one jumped up naked in front of him! :DYou must be associating with the wrong men then Mel. If it was in Tesco's then I suppose you would be right. (lol) :D
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