BGD Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 They fried him up, with just a hint of soy sauce, then presented him on a big silver platter with an apple in his mouth. I had loin...............shhhhhhhllluuuurrrrppppp, with some haricot beans and a nice glass of chianti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkle Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 You can keep posting to yourself but try as you might I think you'll be lucky to get to 2 pages, let alone 19!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crinklystarfish Posted November 2, 2007 Author Share Posted November 2, 2007 Don't underestimate Bruce on a roll. He can do a page a post if he works up a head of steam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Well there's nowt else in his head to stop him!!!!! (lol) (lol) (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davenewellhome Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Go Brucey, Go Brucey, Go Brucey (lol) D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 I think we need to get to know this God-like figure a bit better. 1st question: What's you all-time favourite song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Albatross by Fleetwood Mac! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 I oscillate between several, oh number one fannette - Stairway to Heaven. I do rather a wondrous classical music version of that song on my sexophone, to my assembled throng of adoring minions, dontcha know. Only to be with you. The boys are back in town. Whole lotta Rosie. The first time ever I saw your face. Smoke on the water. Come up and see me (make me smile) People - Why not buy my new CD - my new album is "Talisman" - 14 wonderful tracks from yours truly, THE NOMAD, for just 5 measly euros (in fact any sort of euros will do) plus postage. Call it 8 euros and it's a deal - I'll even autograph it for my doting UK fan club....................if I bloody had a fan club!!! There are other favs no doubt, but having just returned from a gig, I am just the tinsiest bit enibriated....and think I shall now wend my weary way up to my bedchamber.........the Bailey's this evening was just fantastic.... Goodnight, and thank you again for coming to my Live Music Show!! If any of you ladies came twice or threee times, that was just a bonus........ B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkle Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 crinklystarfish - 2007-11-02 6:34 PM Don't underestimate Bruce on a roll. He can do a page a post if he works up a head of steam! I don't think I could, seeing what he's capable of..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Have now emerged from drunken post-gig slumber into the bright sunlight of a new day..........My eyes look like two piss-holes in the snow (so no change there then). So peeps and peepesses, what are your top 5 fav songs of all time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Only 5? That's tough! All Right Now - Free Sweet Child Of Mine - Guns N Roses (or my mate's slow, acoustic version) Two More Bottles of Wine - Elio Pace's version Copperhead Road - Steve Earle Passing Strangers - Billy Eckstine & Sarah Vaughan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 What are other peoples "top 5's"............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 That would be seriously off topic and therefore cheating in the long thread stakes Brucie baby - so I ain't saying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Tracker - 2007-11-03 6:13 PM That would be seriously off topic and therefore cheating in the long thread stakes Brucie baby - so I ain't saying! LOL - Aww c'mon, don't be coy Rich, I know you want your Top 5 songs with us here really....... Threads in the Chatterbox section have a long and distinguished history of very quickly filling with posts that have absolutely buggerall to do with the OP Thread Title - that's part of the meandering nature of the minds of the inmates herein incarcerated (and besides, Dave's ahead!) B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Have you seen what Dave's doing, Bruce? He's posting his top 5 on HIS thread :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 WHAT!! That's Ungentlemanly Conduct - not the sort of thing we're used to here in Chatterbox at all!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 As Dave was clearly suffering from a Senior Moment, and listed his Top 5 songs in entirely the wrong thread, I have taken the liberty of transferring them here, so they will be seen by a MUCH wider audience (hehehehe....) "My five top songs at the moment would be: Brighton Rock, Queen. Bat out of hell, Meat Loaf. Road to hell, Chris Rea. Leyla, Eric Clapton. House of the rising sun, The Animals. D." :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 AAARRGGGGHHHH!!!! Now he's doing films! Is there no limit to the depths that this man will plumb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 I thought he was an engineer, not a plumber *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 My Top 5 favourite Posters of all time in this MMM Residential Home For The Delusional and Confused are currently, (in no particular order): Frank Wilkinson (in various guises). Tracker. Dave Newell. Clive. Crinkly. Which are your Top 5? (Hehehehehe.......) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Dave Newell Wingpete Derek Uzzell Brian Kirby Clive But then I am a sucker for intelligent men :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 My top five contributors on here (as I do not collect posters) are listed in alphabetical order to avoid back stabbing - mine mainly! Carol (Hymer C9) Jackie (Twooks) Janine (J9) Mel B (Mel B) Michele (Michele) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 What was it before you edited, Rich? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Tracker - 2007-11-03 6:51 PM My top five contributors on here (as I do not collect posters) are listed in alphabetical order to avoid back stabbing - mine mainly! Carol Jackie (twooks) Janine (J9) Mel B (Mel B) Michele (Michele) You seem just a tad gender-specific there Tracker......only girlies (except when Michele turned into Frank just for a few minutes recently, but I trust she has now fully recovered her girlyness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Would all contributors note that this thread is now CLOSED and all further comments should be posted in the 'DAVE' thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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