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A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot toan unusually attractive woman sitting alone at atable in a cozy little restaurant. So the waitertook the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is fromthe gentleman who is seated over there.' ..andindicated the sender with a nod of his head. Shestared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, notlooking at the man, then decided to send a reply tohim by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearbyfor a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: 'For me toaccept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7inches in your pants ' After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It read:'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8,Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen , Miami ,and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send thebottle back.'
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