michele Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 A man boarded a plane at Sydney airport and, taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the aircraft. He realised she was heading straight towards his seat, and bingo! She took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out: "Business trip or holiday?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States ." The man swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer", she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." Really?" he smiled, "What myths are those?" "Well", she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish." Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry", she said. I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!" "Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos but all my friends call me Paddy." :D :D Merci Mr et Mme ;-) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Yes please. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Good one Michelle X Roy O'H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick H. Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 michele - 2008-01-27 7:58 PM A man boarded a plane at Sydney airport and, taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the aircraft. He realised she was heading straight towards his seat, and bingo! She took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out: "Business trip or holiday?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States ." The man swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer", she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." Really?" he smiled, "What myths are those?" "Well", she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish." Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry", she said. I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!" "Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos but all my friends call me Paddy." :D :D Merci Mr et Mme ;-) :D No sex please, we're British! Mick H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Peters Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 funny, do you know any more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick H. Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Brian Peters - 2008-01-29 11:58 AM funny, do you know any more? Sorry should have said 'No sex please,we're Blitish' Mick H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 A man got on a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, 'It's golf balls.' Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking about what he had said. After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, 'Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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