avongas Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered: 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart. 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . 5. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . 6. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair. 7. If all is not lost, where is it? 8. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. 9. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . 10. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant. 11. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few . . . 12. Kids in the back seat cause accidents. 13. Accidents in the back seat cause kids. 14. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . 15. It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere. 16. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom. 17. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. 18. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess? 19. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . 20. It's not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere. 21. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 22. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after. 23. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded :-S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohgrandma Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Hi Spud I know exactly how you are feeling I seem to go there and back to see how far it is these days also I think I knew a Spud from years ago cant really remember that either and dont know whether to say pleased to meet you again after all these years or not regards Ria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Excellent! Number 21 is particularly good methinks. :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick H. Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 spud - 2008-01-29 5:43 PM Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered: 16. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom. :-S Or in debt. Excellent thread best one for a long time Mick H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avongas Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 ohgrandma - 2008-01-29 6:10 PM Hi Spud I know exactly how you are feeling I seem to go there and back to see how far it is these days also I think I knew a Spud from years ago cant really remember that either and dont know whether to say pleased to meet you again after all these years or not regards Ria Hi Ria, Don't remember anyone called Ria from my dim and distant past, but then I can't remember anything much these days. Whatever, I am still pleased to meet you again, even if we haven't met before! :-) :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omidknight Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 spud hiGreat post - I will add my own - if that is the ideaWhen I was younger I used to do crazy things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohgrandma Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Well Spud, After having a sleepless night trying to remember, If i have met you,If the name Murphy means anything to you then I have, Or have I? Have a nice day, Ria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avongas Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 ohgrandma - 2008-01-30 8:18 AM Well Spud, After having a sleepless night trying to remember, If i have met you,If the name Murphy means anything to you then I have, Or have I? Have a nice day, Ria. Nope, I am a 'King' Spud. Never mind, perhaps we will meet some day. Spud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohgrandma Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Well, This is too much of a coincidence ,My Mother,s maiden name was King, I do remember that, We could be related as well and the forgetfullness must run In the family. Ria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Jones Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Ah, another long-lost family re-united on O&A Forums. Should there be a special forum for this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John H Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Tony Jones - 2008-01-30 9:18 AM Ah, another long-lost family re-united on O&A Forums. Should there be a special forum for this? Talking of which Tony, WHERE IS HOWIE (?) I hope he hasn't swallowed his new tooth and done himself a damage. Oh well, I suppose all things pass in time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avongas Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 ohgrandma - 2008-01-30 8:56 AM Well, This is too much of a coincidence ,My Mother,s maiden name was King, I do remember that, We could be related as well and the forgetfullness must run In the family. Ria. Sorry, no, I meant 'King' as in 'King Edward' :-S We must stop this now, Ria, people are beginning to talk!! I forget what about though. Spud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omidknight Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Tony Jones - 2008-01-30 9:18 AM Ah, another long-lost family re-united on O&A Forums. Should there be a special forum for this? Father?Is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohgrandma Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Well that is that then ,Spud. I dont seem to have any long lost relatives on here.which is a pity. I wish you all the best, and if ever you do happen to meet up with a King,send him / her my regards wont you? that is if you remember. Byeee Ria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Are you related to Ria that used to be in 'Butterflies'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohgrandma Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 J9. I am her, I think, I am off to the kitchen to ruin the Jelly I am making,and then off to the Park to meet my secret admirer, or was it the Pub. I will know when i get there. I hope ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Hee hee - do you realise it was screened 30 years ago? Seems like yesterday (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohgrandma Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Was it really 30 years ago? Now lets see, how old am I now then. Um at least one thing is for sure I gotta be over 30, Have,nt I ? J9. I will let you know later . Ria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Please stop posting so fast on this thread. I'm having trouble keeping up with the reading..... :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avongas Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 ohgrandma - 2008-01-30 10:21 AM Well that is that then ,Spud. I dont seem to have any long lost relatives on here.which is a pity. I wish you all the best, and if ever you do happen to meet up with a King,send him / her my regards wont you? that is if you remember. Byeee Ria. Bye Ria, It was nice meeting you. All the best. Spud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohgrandma Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Malc, If we type slower ,will you be able to read It then ? Ria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randonneur Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Just read the thread and number 22 appears to happen to me on a daily basis - I wonder why? *-) *-) *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hymer C 9. Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Its good to know I'm not alone. *-) Carol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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