peakepilote Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 A BOTTLE OF MERLOT A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cosy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there' ..and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then, decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants' After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It read: 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen, Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohgrandma Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 I will ignore the rest. but I do Love the Captions you have. Ria. (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peakepilote Posted February 17, 2008 Author Share Posted February 17, 2008 Sorry Ria , my brother in law sent me that mail and dared me to put it on as a thread 8-). The captions I use are called 'animations'. you can find em on the net. Just type in 'animations ' to google and you will find a load of free downloads. I have a load saved to my memory stick. When I view a thread , I try and find one that is associated with the subject. *-) Glad you like em :-D Try it yourself. Adds a bit of interest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohgrandma Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 thanks for the info ,Lee. on aminations.I am fairly new to all this , but will try. I think they are all very good, and of course I read the thread, after all it is after 9 o,clock, (lol) Ria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohgrandma Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 surry Animations :$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peakepilote Posted February 17, 2008 Author Share Posted February 17, 2008 ohgrandma - 2008-02-17 10:04 PM surry Animations :$ Dont worry , I havn't worked out how to use the spellcheck on here yet either :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Teensy weensy word of warning - make sure you've got a good virus checker up & running before downloading files from t'internet, there are some nasty people out there :-S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Joke section :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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