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A Prayer for the Stressed


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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change

The courage to change the things I cannot accept

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill today because they p***ed me off!


Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the a** I may have to kiss tomorrow.


Help me to always give 100% at work ---


12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

20% on Thursday

5% on Friday


And help me to remember.........



When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to p**s me off -



it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend the arm and smack the twit in the mouth!





have a nice day



>:-) >:-)

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