ROON Posted July 18, 2008 Posted July 18, 2008 Janine, you havn't given us YOUR result. I am 46% chav :'(
donna miller Posted July 18, 2008 Posted July 18, 2008 I'm just back from Turkey, so I've been away for a 3 weeks, but why has Janine, Twooks and Howie got Michelle's avatar ? And are there any more :-S
J9withdogs Posted July 18, 2008 Author Posted July 18, 2008 It must be catching ... have you seen who the newest user is on the Homepage??
ROON Posted July 18, 2008 Posted July 18, 2008 Hi Michelle, Can't find a title New Users on Home Page. Can you tell me where to click please....Joy
J9withdogs Posted July 18, 2008 Author Posted July 18, 2008 Click on General Chat & go down to where it tells you who's online.
ROON Posted July 18, 2008 Posted July 18, 2008 OOooohh pass me the gun please..... I 'M NOW LOSING THE WILL TO LIVE .... i HAVn;t a clue who's who any more!!!!! :'(
J9withdogs Posted July 18, 2008 Author Posted July 18, 2008 I didn't say 'yes' to the caravan question :D
kelly58 Posted July 18, 2008 Posted July 18, 2008 22% is that good or bad cus I have no idea http://www.outandaboutlive.co.uk/forums/images/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
ROON Posted July 18, 2008 Posted July 18, 2008 Kelly, compared to the rest of our results so far ... that's GOOD. Can I rub shoulders with you please? :-S
davenewellhome Posted July 18, 2008 Posted July 18, 2008 28% cos I have square toed shoes :$ :$ :$ ...........I think. D.
J9withdogs Posted July 29, 2008 Author Posted July 29, 2008 The Chav Nativity There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?) She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref. One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like `Oo ya lookin at?' Gabriel just goes 'You got one up the duff, you have.' Mary's totally gobsmacked. She gives it to him large 'Stop dissin' me yeah? I ain't no Kappa-slapper. I never bin wiv no one!' So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself. Liz is largin' it. She's filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an' that. She's like 'Orright, Mary, I can feel me bay-bee in me tummy and I reckon I'm well blessed. Think of all the extra benefits an' that we are gonna get.' Mary goes 'Yeah, s'pose you're right' Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to ponse a donkey, an' go dahn Bethlehem on that. They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop, yeah? To have her bay-bee an' that. But there ain't no room at the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an' enter into this garridge, only it's filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep an' that. Then these three geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns on their heads. They're like `Respect, bay-bee Jesus', an' say they're wise men from the East End. Joe goes: 'If you're so wise, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein an' myrrh? Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?' It's all about to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's got another message from this Lord geezer. He's like 'The police is comin an' they're killin all the bay-bees. You better nash off to Egypt.' Joe goes 'You must be monged if you think I'm goin' dahn Egypt on a minging donkey' Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, pal. But it's your look out if you stay.' So they go dahn Egypt till they've stopped killin the first-born an' it's safe an' that. Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref, an' Jesus turns water into Stella
ROON Posted July 29, 2008 Posted July 29, 2008 Don't know Mick but it's certainly better than mine..... but then unlike Janine, I was honest!!!! ;-)
Mick H. Posted July 30, 2008 Posted July 30, 2008 ROON - 2008-07-29 6:57 PM Don't know Mick but it's certainly better than mine..... but then unlike Janine, I was honest!!!! ;-) Honesty is always the best policy.....Well..until you get found out.
J9withdogs Posted July 30, 2008 Author Posted July 30, 2008 ROON - 2008-07-29 6:57 PM Don't know Mick but it's certainly better than mine..... but then unlike Janine, I was honest!!!! ;-) Oi you, I was honest - I haven't got a caravan *-)
michele Posted July 30, 2008 Posted July 30, 2008 22% am I a chav ..what happened to the forum last night ? maybe just this end server error big time.
catinou Posted July 30, 2008 Posted July 30, 2008 Now shocked - 35 % I think it was the settee what dun it! or was it the toilet? :$ The server appeared to be down last night - got quite put out after trying for 1/2 hour or so :-|
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