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Ear luv I live in Es.sex and it an't gone done effected me yet as it :D

 

How to speak Essex!!

 

This is an invaluable guide......for those of you that are planning to venture into darkest depths of Essex.

 

 

 

A task not for the faint-hearted

 

 

 

alma chizzit - A request to find the cost of an item

 

amant - Quantity; sum total ('Thez a yuge amant of mud in Saffend')

 

assband - Unable to leave the house because of illness, disability etc

 

awss - A four legged animal, on which money is won, or more likely lost ('That awss ya tipped cost me a fiver t'day')

 

branna - More brown than on a previous occasion ('Ere, Trace, ya look branna today, ave you been on sunbed?')

 

cort a panda - A rather large hamburger

 

Dan in the maff - Unhappy ('Wossmatta, Trace, ya look a bit Dan in the maff')

 

eye-eels - Women's shoes

 

Furrock - The location of Lakeside Shopping Centre

 

garrij - A building where a car is kept or repaired(Trace: 'Oi, Darren, I fink the motah needs at go in the garrij cos it aint working proper')

 

Ibeefa - Balaeric holiday island

 

lafarjik - Lacking in energy ('I feel all lafarjik')

 

OI OI! - Traditional greeting. Often heard from the doorway of pubs or during banging dance tunes at clubs

 

paipa - The Sun, The Mirror or The Sport

 

reband - The period of recovery and emotional turmoil after rejection by a lover ('I couldn't elp it, I wuz on the reband from Craig')

 

Saffend - Essex coastal resort boasting the longest pleasure pier in the world. The place where the characters from TV's, popular soap opera, Eastenders go on holiday

 

tan - The city of London, the big smoke

 

webbats - Querying the location something or someone is. ('Webbats is me dole card Trace? I've gotta sign on in arf hour')

 

wonnid - 1. Desired, needed. 2. Wanted by the police

 

zaggerate - To suggest that something is bigger or better than it actually is. ('I told ya a fazzand times already')

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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michele - 2008-07-30 7:16 PM

 

Ear luv I live in Es.sex and it an't gone done effected me yet as it :D

 

How to speak Essex!!

 

This is an invaluable guide......for those of you that are planning to venture into darkest depths of Essex.

 

 

 

A task not for the faint-hearted

 

 

 

alma chizzit - A request to find the cost of an item

 

amant - Quantity; sum total ('Thez a yuge amant of mud in Saffend')

 

assband - Unable to leave the house because of illness, disability etc

 

awss - A four legged animal, on which money is won, or more likely lost ('That awss ya tipped cost me a fiver t'day')

 

branna - More brown than on a previous occasion ('Ere, Trace, ya look branna today, ave you been on sunbed?')

 

cort a panda - A rather large hamburger

 

Dan in the maff - Unhappy ('Wossmatta, Trace, ya look a bit Dan in the maff')

 

eye-eels - Women's shoes

 

Furrock - The location of Lakeside Shopping Centre

 

garrij - A building where a car is kept or repaired(Trace: 'Oi, Darren, I fink the motah needs at go in the garrij cos it aint working proper')

 

Ibeefa - Balaeric holiday island

 

lafarjik - Lacking in energy ('I feel all lafarjik')

 

OI OI! - Traditional greeting. Often heard from the doorway of pubs or during banging dance tunes at clubs

 

paipa - The Sun, The Mirror or The Sport

 

reband - The period of recovery and emotional turmoil after rejection by a lover ('I couldn't elp it, I wuz on the reband from Craig')

 

Saffend - Essex coastal resort boasting the longest pleasure pier in the world. The place where the characters from TV's, popular soap opera, Eastenders go on holiday

 

tan - The city of London, the big smoke

 

webbats - Querying the location something or someone is. ('Webbats is me dole card Trace? I've gotta sign on in arf hour')

 

wonnid - 1. Desired, needed. 2. Wanted by the police

 

zaggerate - To suggest that something is bigger or better than it actually is. ('I told ya a fazzand times already')

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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i like them i will use them next time i am down there for work
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