michele Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Ear luv I live in Es.sex and it an't gone done effected me yet as it :D How to speak Essex!! This is an invaluable guide......for those of you that are planning to venture into darkest depths of Essex. A task not for the faint-hearted alma chizzit - A request to find the cost of an item amant - Quantity; sum total ('Thez a yuge amant of mud in Saffend') assband - Unable to leave the house because of illness, disability etc awss - A four legged animal, on which money is won, or more likely lost ('That awss ya tipped cost me a fiver t'day') branna - More brown than on a previous occasion ('Ere, Trace, ya look branna today, ave you been on sunbed?') cort a panda - A rather large hamburger Dan in the maff - Unhappy ('Wossmatta, Trace, ya look a bit Dan in the maff') eye-eels - Women's shoes Furrock - The location of Lakeside Shopping Centre garrij - A building where a car is kept or repaired(Trace: 'Oi, Darren, I fink the motah needs at go in the garrij cos it aint working proper') Ibeefa - Balaeric holiday island lafarjik - Lacking in energy ('I feel all lafarjik') OI OI! - Traditional greeting. Often heard from the doorway of pubs or during banging dance tunes at clubs paipa - The Sun, The Mirror or The Sport reband - The period of recovery and emotional turmoil after rejection by a lover ('I couldn't elp it, I wuz on the reband from Craig') Saffend - Essex coastal resort boasting the longest pleasure pier in the world. The place where the characters from TV's, popular soap opera, Eastenders go on holiday tan - The city of London, the big smoke webbats - Querying the location something or someone is. ('Webbats is me dole card Trace? I've gotta sign on in arf hour') wonnid - 1. Desired, needed. 2. Wanted by the police zaggerate - To suggest that something is bigger or better than it actually is. ('I told ya a fazzand times already') - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz43 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 michele - 2008-07-30 7:16 PM Ear luv I live in Es.sex and it an't gone done effected me yet as it :D How to speak Essex!! This is an invaluable guide......for those of you that are planning to venture into darkest depths of Essex. A task not for the faint-hearted alma chizzit - A request to find the cost of an item amant - Quantity; sum total ('Thez a yuge amant of mud in Saffend') assband - Unable to leave the house because of illness, disability etc awss - A four legged animal, on which money is won, or more likely lost ('That awss ya tipped cost me a fiver t'day') branna - More brown than on a previous occasion ('Ere, Trace, ya look branna today, ave you been on sunbed?') cort a panda - A rather large hamburger Dan in the maff - Unhappy ('Wossmatta, Trace, ya look a bit Dan in the maff') eye-eels - Women's shoes Furrock - The location of Lakeside Shopping Centre garrij - A building where a car is kept or repaired(Trace: 'Oi, Darren, I fink the motah needs at go in the garrij cos it aint working proper') Ibeefa - Balaeric holiday island lafarjik - Lacking in energy ('I feel all lafarjik') OI OI! - Traditional greeting. Often heard from the doorway of pubs or during banging dance tunes at clubs paipa - The Sun, The Mirror or The Sport reband - The period of recovery and emotional turmoil after rejection by a lover ('I couldn't elp it, I wuz on the reband from Craig') Saffend - Essex coastal resort boasting the longest pleasure pier in the world. The place where the characters from TV's, popular soap opera, Eastenders go on holiday tan - The city of London, the big smoke webbats - Querying the location something or someone is. ('Webbats is me dole card Trace? I've gotta sign on in arf hour') wonnid - 1. Desired, needed. 2. Wanted by the police zaggerate - To suggest that something is bigger or better than it actually is. ('I told ya a fazzand times already') - i like them i will use them next time i am down there for work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 15%, I'm really gutted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROON Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Now now, mco... Are you gutted because you were 15% or because you were ONLY 15% :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 I suppose wether people are pleased or not depends on what the opposite of a chav is. ??? (?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Roon. Because I am !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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