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Brambles - 2010-03-21 10:03 AM

 

J9withdogs - 2010-03-21 8:22 AM

 

That's brilliant Jon - shall I book the registry office? :D :D

 

You can book it, but your Sat Nav Model 43 might get me lost on the way and I do not turn up.

 

Now Brambles after that wonderfully penned ode to our J 9 do I detect a bit of back peddling :D :-S

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Hymer C 9. - 2010-03-22 6:09 PM

 

Brambles - 2010-03-21 10:03 AM

 

J9withdogs - 2010-03-21 8:22 AM

 

That's brilliant Jon - shall I book the registry office? :D :D

 

You can book it, but your Sat Nav Model 43 might get me lost on the way and I do not turn up.

 

Now Brambles after that wonderfully penned ode to our J 9 do I detect a bit of back peddling :D :-S

 

You know, Carol, I was thinking the same but hadn't the heart to ask :-(

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J9withdogs - 2010-03-22 6:22 PM

 

Mel B - 2010-03-22 6:20 PM

 

... a case of the judders rather than jitters maybe? (lol)

 

Was he going to arrive backwards? *-)

 

Judders ... as in back peddling ... so judders being the appropriate phrase for motorhome owners ... *-)

 

Silly girl! :D

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Hymer C 9. - 2010-03-22 6:31 PM

 

J9withdogs - 2010-03-22 6:22 PM

 

Mel B - 2010-03-22 6:20 PM

 

... a case of the judders rather than jitters maybe? (lol)

 

Was he going to arrive backwards? *-)

 

 

There's no answer to that 8-) lol

 

and that was the edited version, Carol :D

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Anyone seen Brambles? I am soaked to the skin and frozen to death...I've been standing outside the Registry Office for 3 hours.

 

You should have seen the looks on everyone's faces as they walked past me.

 

There I stood, bedraggled in my white dress, my veil stuck to my face. At least they couldn't see my tears :-(

 

I am never, never, ever going to agree to marry anyone ever again.

 

Men? doh :-(

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Oh thank goodness you are OK J9. Was really worried about you. I did as you said and followed the programmed route in your Sat Nav model 43, you gave to me, to the registry office. Are you sure you programmed in the right office. I did pass a low bridge and although I was very large I did manage to just fit and no more. You would have really admired my skills in manouvering such a large object in such a tight space.

 

 

 

 

 

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Brambles - 2010-03-23 6:00 PM

 

Oh thank goodness you are OK J9. Was really worried about you. I did as you said and followed the programmed route in your Sat Nav model 43, you gave to me, to the registry office. Are you sure you programmed in the right office. I did pass a low bridge and although I was very large I did manage to just fit and no more. You would have really admired my skills in manouvering such a large object in such a tight space.

 

 

 

 

 

...and I never felt a thing :D

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J9withdogs - 2010-03-23 5:16 PM

I am never, never, ever going to agree to marry anyone ever again.

 

Such a great loss to the male population of the UK - who no doubt will be heaving a collective sigh - of relief!

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