Forester Posted October 29, 2006 Author Share Posted October 29, 2006 What do you call a keyboard in EAST YOKSHIRE then Mel hmmmmmmmmmm? I wonder where those fingers have been!!!!! or going? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MandyAndy Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 If your not careful I have a feeliing they maybe going around your neck!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forester Posted October 29, 2006 Author Share Posted October 29, 2006 Ahhh just as i thought you are part of the East Yorkshire maggot mugging group!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Forester ... didn't realise you were a maggot! My fingers are quite happily tapping away at the moment, I am however considering making a voodoo doll but first I have to find a photo of a certain person to make it work. Hope you're feeling well .... >:-) Mel B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forester Posted November 8, 2006 Author Share Posted November 8, 2006 you call them 'voodoo' where you live hmmmmmmwe call them'rubber' he he. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Forester I wouldn't recommend playing with pins then otherwise you could find yourself feeling deflated ... or whatever you called her!!!!! (lol) (lol) (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forester Posted November 13, 2006 Author Share Posted November 13, 2006 [QUOTE]Mel B - 2006-11-08 8:58 PM Forester I wouldn't recommend playing with pins then otherwise you could find yourself feeling deflated ... or whatever you called her!!!!! (lol) (lol) (lol)[/QUOTE] What are you saying Mel B, that i give her a 'prick'? he he. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 I wouldn,t do that Wayne. Its liable to go down on you. ho ho ho. (Christmas version) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forester Posted November 13, 2006 Author Share Posted November 13, 2006 Tell me more!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Hello visitor. If I could remember what it was all about then I would tell you, but with my latest medication I end up in the bathroom not knowing if i,m there for a s**t or a shave. Maybe Mel will fill you in on the details. Howard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixter Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Howard, VoH here using 'ers address as camoflage. Liked your stories, I heard of a guy who was shopping for his missus and found that Testbury's where doing escargots on "special". He phoned his Missus and asked if she fancied them as it was a favourite of theirs and she agreed. So after getting the rest of the shopping he proceeded through the check-out, only to meet an old school pal he hadn't seen for years. They decided that the check-out wasn't the place to chat and crossed the road to a pub and had a drink for old times sake. Well one lead to two and so on, and it was a good few pints and hours before he got home. Fumbling for the front door key the bag of snails emptied itself on to the door step. His wife not in the best of moods heard the comotion and flung open the door - " Where the hell have you been?" she yelled. He knelt down to the snails and said ............................................................................... " Come on Lads! One more step and we are home!" VoH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I can identify with that scenario voh, though I must admit my days of over indulgence are now in the past. These days its just the social side I really enjoy, with everlasting arguments on every subject under the sun being the order of the day. The worst case of drinking i,ve ever seen came after an all day session with my brother in law. He fell over on the way home and try as I could I was unable to get him back on his feet because he had his fingers stuck in the pavement cracks. He told me later that he wouldn,t let go because he was terrified of falling off. As I said, its now purely social for me with the odd bottle of Jim Bean stashed away for medicinal purposes only. Howard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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