Fast Pat Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 pelmetman - 2019-10-02 8:39 PM Fast Pat - 2019-10-02 5:39 PM pelmetman - 2019-10-02 4:20 PM Fast Pat - 2019-10-02 4:11 PM pelmetman - 2019-10-02 4:07 PM Fast Pat - 2019-10-02 3:46 PM pelmetman - 2019-10-02 2:55 PM It's funny then that despite your EXPERTS predicting that we'd be 3 years into a deep recession by now ;-) ........ That it's the EU's meal ticket, Germany heading into recession and not us >:-) .......... It looks to me that our negotiation position will only get better after Boris wins the next GE, and Parliament has a shed load of Brexiteers instead of Losers elected B-) ........ Looks like those EXPERTS might have had a point, who would have thought that they would have known more than Pillowstuffer Pelmet? https://inews.co.uk/news/business/uk-recession-fears-latest-brexit-uncertainty-decline-ons-638841 More anti Brexit doom & Gloom from the not very independent.......Independent *-) ........... BTW who are pulling their strings now that Putin's chum has sold it? ;-) ......... I think you will find that the source is the ONS. Here is one of Murdochs with the same story https://news.sky.com/story/closely-watched-survey-indicates-uk-on-track-for-recession-within-months-11801902 You should try it without the spin ;-) .......... https://www.ons.gov.uk/economy/nationalaccounts/balanceofpayments/bulletins/uktrade/july2019 Looks to me we're ticking over quite nicely B-) ......... Really! From your link https://www.ons.gov.uk/economy/grossdomesticproductgdp/bulletins/gdpmonthlyestimateuk/july2019 Care to explain how entering a recession is "ticking over quite nicely"? GDP dipped slightly into negative because certain companies decided to shut down production prior to our previous Brexit dates *-) ........... If you look again we're now back into positive territory B-) ......... Tell me if the next quarters GDP growth is zero or negative and we have then officially slipped into a recession - two quarters in a row - will you accept it then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John52 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 pelmetman - 2019-10-02 8:39 PM GDP dipped slightly into negative because certain companies decided to shut down production prior to our previous Brexit dates *-) ........... If you look again we're now back into positive territory B-) ......... GDP is turnover, not profit. Much of it is housing cost inflation. Thomas Cook had massive turnover, but still went bust. This is what matters http://www.nationaldebtclock.co.uk/ (You can click the link to Germany's national debt which is going in the opposite direction to ours) Despite that BoJo is going into overdrive with pre-election promises, and Javid wants to abolish inheritance tax for those getting an unearned windfall of over £350k - ask yourself who he intends to take the tax from instead of them >:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 John52 - 2019-10-03 9:09 AM pelmetman - 2019-10-02 8:39 PM GDP dipped slightly into negative because certain companies decided to shut down production prior to our previous Brexit dates *-) ........... If you look again we're now back into positive territory B-) ......... GDP is turnover, not profit. Much of it is housing cost inflation. Thomas Cook had massive turnover, but still went bust. This is what matters http://www.nationaldebtclock.co.uk/ (You can click the link to Germany's national debt which is going in the opposite direction to ours) Despite that BoJo is going into overdrive with pre-election promises, and Javid wants to abolish inheritance tax for those getting an unearned windfall of over £350k - ask yourself who he intends to take the tax from instead of them >:-) If Commie Corbyn gets in that clock will a blur........Again *-) ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Fast Pat - 2019-10-03 8:47 AM pelmetman - 2019-10-02 8:39 PM Fast Pat - 2019-10-02 5:39 PM pelmetman - 2019-10-02 4:20 PM Fast Pat - 2019-10-02 4:11 PM pelmetman - 2019-10-02 4:07 PM Fast Pat - 2019-10-02 3:46 PM pelmetman - 2019-10-02 2:55 PM It's funny then that despite your EXPERTS predicting that we'd be 3 years into a deep recession by now ;-) ........ That it's the EU's meal ticket, Germany heading into recession and not us >:-) .......... It looks to me that our negotiation position will only get better after Boris wins the next GE, and Parliament has a shed load of Brexiteers instead of Losers elected B-) ........ Looks like those EXPERTS might have had a point, who would have thought that they would have known more than Pillowstuffer Pelmet? https://inews.co.uk/news/business/uk-recession-fears-latest-brexit-uncertainty-decline-ons-638841 More anti Brexit doom & Gloom from the not very independent.......Independent *-) ........... BTW who are pulling their strings now that Putin's chum has sold it? ;-) ......... I think you will find that the source is the ONS. Here is one of Murdochs with the same story https://news.sky.com/story/closely-watched-survey-indicates-uk-on-track-for-recession-within-months-11801902 You should try it without the spin ;-) .......... https://www.ons.gov.uk/economy/nationalaccounts/balanceofpayments/bulletins/uktrade/july2019 Looks to me we're ticking over quite nicely B-) ......... Really! From your link https://www.ons.gov.uk/economy/grossdomesticproductgdp/bulletins/gdpmonthlyestimateuk/july2019 Care to explain how entering a recession is "ticking over quite nicely"? GDP dipped slightly into negative because certain companies decided to shut down production prior to our previous Brexit dates *-) ........... If you look again we're now back into positive territory B-) ......... Tell me if the next quarters GDP growth is zero or negative and we have then officially slipped into a recession - two quarters in a row - will you accept it then? Only if you accept that Brexit has bog all to do with the GLOBAL DOWNTURN? >:-) .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulletguy Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 John52 - 2019-10-02 9:43 PM pelmetman - 2019-10-02 9:21 PM John52 - 2019-10-02 8:55 PM The financial world gave its verdict on Brexit when it sold the pound as soon as the referendum result was announced. Its given its verdict on the German economy by paying Germany to take its money - negative interest rates. When did that ever happen in Britain *-) Perhaps you could explain why German banks are in the Doo Doo? >:-) .......... Why are you changing the subject from Germany's economy to Germany's banks *-) He always changes the subject when losing an argument. More importantly, if you are ready for a dose of reality here is a sensible summary of BoJo's speech.. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/oct/02/boris-johnsons-speech-of-coward-conservative-conference it "does not change the reality that a majority of the House of Commons opposes no deal, which is now set in law under the Benn Act." Too many words and not enough pictures for the Mad Hatter in that article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulletguy Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 John52 - 2019-10-03 9:09 AM pelmetman - 2019-10-02 8:39 PM GDP dipped slightly into negative because certain companies decided to shut down production prior to our previous Brexit dates *-) ........... If you look again we're now back into positive territory B-) ......... GDP is turnover, not profit. Much of it is housing cost inflation. Thomas Cook had massive turnover, but still went bust. This is what matters http://www.nationaldebtclock.co.uk/ (You can click the link to Germany's national debt which is going in the opposite direction to ours) That's what Pelmet see's as "ticking along quite nicely". *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpstart Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Too late,our time has come We send messages all the time For the solutions that we find Goodbye BMW I think it’s time we go, You know you’ve gone and blown it all away Mama...ooh I can’t face Eu anymore, It’s time we trade , with the whole world, Let’s us go, no we will not let you go No,no,no,no,............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barryd999 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 jumpstart - 2019-10-03 6:07 PM Too late,our time has come We send messages all the time For the solutions that we find Goodbye BMW I think it’s time we go, You know you’ve gone and blown it all away Mama...ooh I can’t face Eu anymore, It’s time we trade , with the whole world, Let’s us go, no we will not let you go No,no,no,no,............ Rubbish. Etonian Rhapsody is better. I even recorded it for the Fruitcakes. Its a bit out of date now. Recorded around the time Johnson got p*ssed and had the cops round after his fight with his girlfriend. Is this my real wife? Is this philandery? Ahead by a landslide No escape for society Open your eyes Look up all the lies and see: I'm just a rich boy, no need for democracy It’s an easy win, for old Bo Jo A little high, on a little blow Anyway the country goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me. Theresa, I just hatched a plan Got endorsed by Lizzy Truss For that lie upon the bus. Theresa, Brexit can be won! Just need to go and throw the Scots away! Theresa, oh oh Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not PM this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters... MASTURBATE! My time has come! Sends shivers down my spine... BUGGER! Now I’ve gone and spilt my wine! Carrie! Get off my laptop please I’m duffing up my phallus, spaffing over Tory sleaze! Goodbye Nazanin, I've got to go Gotta leave you in Tehran, forget the truth! Nazanin, oh oh (anyway the country goes) I can’t help but lie You must wish I'd never been born at all! (Guitar solo) I see a little watermelon of a smile: Piccaninny! Piccaninny! Would you fetch an espresso? Tory voters whitening, very very frightening! Portillo! Bordello! Minstrel show! Albino! Eskimo! Magnifi-Go-o-o-o-ve! I'm just a rich boy and nobody loves me! “He's just a rich boy from a rich family Spare us from his Honey Monstrosity!” “Easy come, easy go, will you let me vote?” “G Miller, no! He will not let you vote!” “Let her vote!” “G Miller, he will not let you vote!” “Let her vote!” “G Miller, he will not let you vote!” “Let her vote!” (Will not let her vote) “Let her vote!” (never, never let her vote) “Let her vote!” (never let her vote) “Oh oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no!” “Oh Gina Miller, Gina Miller, Gina Miller let us vote!” Beelzebub has a medal put aside for me! For meee! For MEEEEEEEEEE! So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye? Though you loved me on #HIGNY? Oh baby can't do this to me baby Just gotta get out, just gotta get Hunt outta here! Oh oh oh yeah, oh oh yeah... Nothing really matters Anyone can see Nothing really matters Nothing really matters but ME!!! (Anyway the country goes...) https://picosong.com/wN5Un/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpstart Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 I only did it off the cuff,I didn’t have a team of writers with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet1956 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Love it Barry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Violet1956 - 2019-10-03 10:05 PM Love it Barry You wont be saying that after you've heard him trying to sing it :D .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barryd999 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 pelmetman - 2019-10-04 8:29 AM Violet1956 - 2019-10-03 10:05 PM Love it Barry You wont be saying that after you've heard him trying to sing it :D .......... I did. That was what the link was at the bottom. Its totally dreadful. Never ever try to sing a Queen song and certainly not that one. Unless you can sing like Freddy of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Barryd999 - 2019-10-04 8:34 AM pelmetman - 2019-10-04 8:29 AM Violet1956 - 2019-10-03 10:05 PM Love it Barry You wont be saying that after you've heard him trying to sing it :D .......... I did. That was what the link was at the bottom. Its totally dreadful. Never ever try to sing a Queen song and certainly not that one. Unless you can sing like Freddy of course. Try again when we leave with No Deal ;-) ........... I'm sure you'll be able reach the high notes then (lol) ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 "Boris Johnson has warned of plans to 'sabotage' the European Union by vetoing the bloc's seven-year budget if a deal is not reached by October 31." https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7542249/Boris-Johnsons-plan-sabotage-EUs-budget-Brexit-delayed.html "If Brexit is pushed back after October 31 the leader of the Brexit Party, Nigel Farage, could be drafted in as the British Commissioner in Brussels to 'disrupt' meetings, reports claim." Looks like my Mystic gut is more accurate than I thought B-) ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulletguy Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 pelmetman - 2019-10-06 9:01 AM "Boris Johnson has warned of plans to 'sabotage' the European Union by vetoing the bloc's seven-year budget if a deal is not reached by October 31." Johnson isn't clever enough and also he's bone idle. The hardest "work" he does is keeping up with the lies he's told and even that's taking it's toll now. Why do you adulate and fawn over a man only a few months ago you said would "sell his Granny if he got a buyer"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
747 Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 Bulletguy - 2019-10-06 1:39 PM pelmetman - 2019-10-06 9:01 AM "Boris Johnson has warned of plans to 'sabotage' the European Union by vetoing the bloc's seven-year budget if a deal is not reached by October 31." Johnson isn't clever enough and also he's bone idle. The hardest "work" he does is keeping up with the lies he's told and even that's taking it's toll now. Why do you adulate and fawn over a man only a few months ago you said would "sell his Granny if he got a buyer"? Because he is the only man who can get Brexit concluded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barryd999 Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 747 - 2019-10-06 5:41 PM Bulletguy - 2019-10-06 1:39 PM pelmetman - 2019-10-06 9:01 AM "Boris Johnson has warned of plans to 'sabotage' the European Union by vetoing the bloc's seven-year budget if a deal is not reached by October 31." Johnson isn't clever enough and also he's bone idle. The hardest "work" he does is keeping up with the lies he's told and even that's taking it's toll now. Why do you adulate and fawn over a man only a few months ago you said would "sell his Granny if he got a buyer"? Because he is the only man who can get Brexit concluded. Is he? He has convinced Tory members and great swathes of the public he is just so he can get the number 1 job but he is an untrustworthy serial liar so nobody can now take his word on anything. He has even lied to the Queen. So much so that laws have now had to be passed to stop him. The only thing Johnson is hell bent on delivering (or so it would seem) is a no deal Brexit that there is no mandate for. What I think he is doing is trying his best to make it look at least that he is behind Brexit and committed to leaving do or die on the 31 October and judging by your comments its working. However all Boris is concerned about is staying in power and he will sacrifice Brexit for that if he can convince people it wasnt his fault. He is doing a good job of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpstart Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 No deal is coming. Irish boarder is coming. Whether the Irish Government like it or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulletguy Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 jumpstart - 2019-10-06 6:35 PM No deal is coming. Irish boarder is coming. Whether the Irish Government like it or not. When are the bombs coming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 Bulletguy - 2019-10-06 7:36 PM jumpstart - 2019-10-06 6:35 PM No deal is coming. Irish boarder is coming. Whether the Irish Government like it or not. When are the bombs coming? Why?...........Has Corbyn got his mates to deliver some? >:-) ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 https://www.politico.eu/article/arise-commissioner-farage/ I'm now on the cusp 8-) ........... Do I want another delay or not? :-S ....... The thought of Nigel being our Commissioner makes me feel all warm and fuzzy >:-) ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Kirby Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 pelmetman - 2019-10-09 5:44 PM https://www.politico.eu/article/arise-commissioner-farage/ I'm now on the cusp 8-) ........... Do I want another delay or not? :-S ....... The thought of Nigel being our Commissioner makes me feel all warm and fuzzy >:-) ......... That feeling is because you've peed your pants! :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 Brian Kirby - 2019-10-09 6:11 PM pelmetman - 2019-10-09 5:44 PM https://www.politico.eu/article/arise-commissioner-farage/ I'm now on the cusp 8-) ........... Do I want another delay or not? :-S ....... The thought of Nigel being our Commissioner makes me feel all warm and fuzzy >:-) ......... That feeling is because you've peed your pants! :-D I can still tell the difference between post orgasm and incontinence Brian ;-) ......... I'm not as old as you :D ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Kirby Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 pelmetman - 2019-10-09 6:15 PM Brian Kirby - 2019-10-09 6:11 PM pelmetman - 2019-10-09 5:44 PM https://www.politico.eu/article/arise-commissioner-farage/ I'm now on the cusp 8-) ........... Do I want another delay or not? :-S ....... The thought of Nigel being our Commissioner makes me feel all warm and fuzzy >:-) ......... That feeling is because you've peed your pants! :-D I can still tell the difference between post orgasm and incontinence Brian ;-) ......... I'm not as old as you :D ....... Have you told Nigel he has that affect on you? He might be flattered. :-S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 Brian Kirby - 2019-10-09 8:48 PM pelmetman - 2019-10-09 6:15 PM Brian Kirby - 2019-10-09 6:11 PM pelmetman - 2019-10-09 5:44 PM https://www.politico.eu/article/arise-commissioner-farage/ I'm now on the cusp 8-) ........... Do I want another delay or not? :-S ....... The thought of Nigel being our Commissioner makes me feel all warm and fuzzy >:-) ......... That feeling is because you've peed your pants! :-D I can still tell the difference between post orgasm and incontinence Brian ;-) ......... I'm not as old as you :D ....... Have you told Nigel he has that affect on you? He might be flattered. :-S It's purely platonic between me and Nige ;-) ........ A bit like you and your Bullet Botty Totty...............I assume? :D ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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