michele Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 Ok lets have em ... from any where police fire ambulance work where ever. Lets all have a laugh need a good laugh at the moment. Ok I like Franks STBO. statement of the bleeding Obvious I like ? Fubar ***up beyond all recognition I Like LOB Police terminology for Load of old B*****ks I put the bleeps in myself who has some good ones. ;-)
michele Posted March 5, 2007 Author Posted March 5, 2007 LOS lost or stolen ASNT Area search no trace NRRK No reply repeated knocking Only seem to know the 999 ones sorry :$
Guest Frank Wilkinson Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 Actually Michelle, it's a SOTBO, which has a much nicer ring to it!
Guest peter Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 PITA.......pain in the *rse BS.........B*llsh*t
Guest Frank Wilkinson Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 peter - 2007-03-05 10:51 PM PITA.......pain in the *rse BS.........B*llsh*t Pita, I thought that you spelled your name 'Peter' or is it now 'Pita' Peter? :-D
howie Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 As one ex tugger to another Frank whats this new motorhome you,ve gone and bought. Not into abreviations. If its to much of an effort to write it down in full then why bother.
Guest peter Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 Frank Wilkinson - 2007-03-05 11:19 PMpeter - 2007-03-05 10:51 PM PITA.......pain in the *rse BS.........B*llsh*t Pita, I thought that you spelled your name 'Peter' or is it now 'Pita' Peter? :-DI walked straight into that one didn't I. :D
Guest Frank Wilkinson Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 howie - 2007-03-05 11:31 PM As one ex tugger to another Frank whats this new motorhome you,ve gone and bought. Not into abreviations. If its to much of an effort to write it down in full then why bother. It's a new Lunar Telstar. Just under twenty feet but with all the goodies. It's on a Renault Master and I ordered it with aircon and a few other extras.I spent a few weeks having bits fitted such as a satellite dish on the roof and a reversing camera and I think that it's brilliant.We had three days in York to ensure that everything worked (it did) and we're off for 8 days over Easter and the first longish trip is three and a half weeks in Europe in June. Don't know where we're going yet although I've booked Hull Zeebrugge both ways.
howie Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 michele - 2007-03-05 11:33 PM Howie, BOF ;-)Thought you were having a early night. Afraid of missing something, or trying to catch me talking about you behind your back?. *-)
Dave Newell Posted March 6, 2007 Posted March 6, 2007 WTF = what the f**k FFS = for f***s sake RTFI = read the flipping instructions ROFLMAO = rolling on floor laughing my a**e off I'll pop in later with a few more, D.
jdh Posted March 6, 2007 Posted March 6, 2007 one lm sure we all should know PFO:- pi*t fell over ( drunk) :$
Usinmyknaus Posted March 6, 2007 Posted March 6, 2007 One that has always stuck in my mind was revealed by the midwife who attended our first child. She told me that during home visits to check on progress of contractions etc, she would always call the hospital before sending a soon-to-be mother to them. If necessary, a state of particular urgency would be indicated (without alarming the parents) by use of the acronym "HIK". It stands for "Head in Knickers." Bob
twooks Posted March 6, 2007 Posted March 6, 2007 there's the one I've lived by for many years BBB Bull$h1t Baffles Brains - works every time :-> B-)
Brian Kirby Posted March 6, 2007 Posted March 6, 2007 The most useful acronym on this forum would seem to be RTFM - read the fu**ing manual!Surprising how many don't, and just jump on here instead! Lazy gits!
michele Posted March 6, 2007 Author Posted March 6, 2007 LOL like what I just did at Brians quotes. Laugh Out loud (lol) ROTF. Roll On The Floor ..
Dave Newell Posted March 6, 2007 Posted March 6, 2007 One of my favourites and wherever possible my watchword, KISS = Keep It Simple, Stupid! LTIC = Laugh Till I Cry. I also like Michele's LMKO and Howie's LMUO (Laugh My Knickers Off, crikey 'Chele you must get through some undies, you always seem to be LYKO) >:-) D.
michele Posted March 6, 2007 Author Posted March 6, 2007 Howie, you can KISS Keep it simple stupid Like that. LMKO you mean WMK. ROTF Laughing at you lot .. Like them Dave Theres always IMO In my opinion IMHO same but humble . SHTF. S**T hits the Fan.
Bazza454 Posted March 6, 2007 Posted March 6, 2007 "YCDBSOYA" You cannot do business sitting on your a**e.
MandyAndy Posted March 6, 2007 Posted March 6, 2007 Not really an abbreviation but something thats made me smile alot over the years, when working in different hospitals in the North the staff always said someone had gone to Rose Cottage if they had passed away. So as not to upset the other patients on hearing of a death on a ward (never goes down too well). I have seen so many houses and cottages since called Rose Cottage and it still makes me smile. If only they knew. By the way Howie and Michelle I spend ages trying to work yours out so thanks for the info, I will need to write them down as my memory has gone downhill lately, closely followed by the rest of my body. Mandy
michele Posted March 6, 2007 Author Posted March 6, 2007 Rose Cottage is used all over the NHS . Yes have seen many a patient for Rose Cottage . Lovely name..Do you know we used when I work there to put a rose in their hands.
michele Posted March 6, 2007 Author Posted March 6, 2007 That's not fair Dave Bad management Ect Ect Ect .? Bazza LOB Load of B****Ks. ;-)
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