Guest Teeceeoone Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Now the sun has arrived I need to get some new shorts, I don’t know whether to go for the baggy one’s down past the knees or the skimpy tight lycra type. Which style do you consider would best suit the beer gut and nobly knees figure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Are you royalty Tony, or should that read "nobbly". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest starspirit Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Knobbly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Teeceeoone Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 I originally typed ‘nobbly’ but my spellchecker advised either ‘nobly’ or ‘knobbly’, couldn’t be bothered to investigate which one was correct. Anyway, what about the shorts, which do you wear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Jones Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 You don't!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna miller Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 If you are confident about your sexuality, ditch the shorts and wear a sarong, they are much cooler. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randonneur Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Never mind the shorts, according to the weather forecast next week you might need your thermals. Yippee, that 100 Sylvia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Spandex might look good........coupled with stripey legwarmers. But don't forget to put the customary pair of socks down the front of the shorts, to compensate for your deficiency in that department. (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest starspirit Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Don't you all think that it's kinda worrying that not only does Peter know about Howie's downstairs deficiency but he also has experience of the solution? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twooks Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 What makes you sure it's Howie, could be Tony or Tony.. .. .. .. .. .. I've chucked my boots and moved into sandals, looks like I might have to go into hibernation for a few weeks - with the red wine of course. B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Not that I want to get you boys all 'hot under the collar' you understand, but how many of you still have a penchant for hot pants? :-S I used to have some lovely dark brown leather look (okay, plastic) ones, only problem was they were very hot and used to squeak when I walked!!! (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Your'e not paying attention again are you Richard. It's actually TC. And have used something similar when I was a kid , to impress the girls. We used to stick a handful of sand down the front of the trunks when on the beach. Only problem was when you went for a swim in the sea, as when you emerged all the sand had dissapeared, so your game was up. Sad wasn't it. :$ :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest starspirit Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 As I recall it the biggest benefit of hot pants was that they were very easy to remove from wherever you did not want them be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twooks Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 I used to have some dark blue corduroy ones .. .. .. .. .. .. [match the post time again :-> ] B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twooks Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 wore them with long skin tight boots .. .. .. . B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Mel B - 2007-03-15 8:23 PM Not that I want to get you boys all 'hot under the collar' you understand, but how many of you still have a penchant for hot pants? :-S I used to have some lovely dark brown leather look (okay, plastic) ones, only problem was they were very hot and used to squeak when I walked!!! (lol)OOOOH Hot Pants. Now they were marvelous. As long as you had the legs and butt to get the best effect. My wife had a pair of white real leather ones. Much more practical than Mini skirts. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twooks Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 starspirit - 2007-03-15 8:25 PM As I recall it the biggest benefit of hot pants was that they were very easy to remove from wherever you did not want them be. why rich, where abouts did you wear them B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest starspirit Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 I never admitted to wearing them - at least not in public. I just said they were easy to remove. As in from the shelf or wardrobe because, being small they were easy to separate from the drawers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 I've never seen a Sheep wearing Hot Pants Richard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest starspirit Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 No Peter and you won't because all the Welsh shepherds don't want their sheep looking to sexy or the English will come and steal them all away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twooks Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 what sheep, ????????????? you don't live out in the sticks by chance, where the sheep are nervous. :-> B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twooks Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 ooppss crossed posts B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest starspirit Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Not so much fun with yer posts crossed is it Jackie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twooks Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 nope B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest starspirit Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 OOOh look. My multiple blue green and mauve thingies have turned into a single red one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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