puckoon Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 If a pessimist is always right, is he a realist? And did you know...A bachelor never makes the same mistake once! :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Famous Yorkshire chat-up line -"You'll do for me as rough as you are, and by God you're rough". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Chapman Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 As rough as a Badgers bum. Lamplight - A young sheep's problems. Renegade - An explosive device for anagram fanatics who cannot spell. Mike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Newell Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Bazza454 - 2007-03-22 11:50 AMFamous Yorkshire chat-up line -"You'll do for me as rough as you are, and by God you're rough".Old Dawley chat up line; gis a go on yer then! Dawley is a small town in Telford with a dialect all of its own that is very closely related to olde English with terms such as costner, dustner, wustner, bistner, dunner, thee bist a mon.D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Classic Clint Eastwood is one of the best -"Don't p*ss down my back and try to tell me that it's raining". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John H Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Dave, have you ever been to Tipton? I come from Walsall and I still can't understand most of what they say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Newell Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 John H - 2007-03-22 1:30 PM Dave, have you ever been to Tipton? I come from Walsall and I still can't understand most of what they say. Yes John I went there once and wished it had been closed! :-> :-> D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twooks Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Isn't that where the jam comes from, better let 'chele know :-> B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chas Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Walsall people are the salt of the earth, and I will defend them to the last man. >:-) Real bostin people. chas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John H Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Thanks for that Chas. I often wondered why my smowmen always melted. SMOWMEN??? I think I'll go and have a lie down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Jones Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 twooks - 2007-03-22 11:22 PM Isn't that where the jam comes from, better let 'chele know :-> B-) No Jackie that's TIPTREE, just up the road from me (and miles away from 'Chele). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twooks Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 tip tree / ton / *-) 'tis all down south to me. just thought 'chele could get some replacement jam for hr doughnut, B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John H Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Twooks, I think Ken Dodd should be able to help. He's got a jam-butty mine in Knotty Ash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicka Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 John H - 2007-03-23 12:31 PM Twooks, I think Ken Dodd should be able to help. He's got a jam-butty mine in Knotty Ash. Essex to Knotty Ash, h**l of a way to go just for some Jam. Suggest you call in at Strawberry Fields on the way, M'chelle Flicka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Newell Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Why not try Tesco? Last time I was in a Tesco (other supermarkets are also available) they had lots of jam. D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mom Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 The shepherd's tally...Yan Tyan Tethera Methera Pimp Sethera Lethera Hovera Dovera Dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Newell Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 mom - 2007-03-24 4:47 PMThe shepherd's tally...YanTyanTetheraMetheraPimpSetheraLetheraHoveraDoveraDickQue???D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GJH Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Dave Newell - 2007-03-26 3:47 PM Que??? D. Wasn't he the bloke with all the gadgets in James Bond films? (lol) Graham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Newell Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Naah, his was spelt Queue surely? D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GJH Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Dave Newell - 2007-03-26 4:03 PM Naah, his was spelt Queue surely? D. Nah, Queue is an alternative name for a snooker bat (lol) Graham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest starspirit Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Nope you are all wrong. Cue is what you do for a bus, train or plane if you ain't got a van. I'll give you a clue (which is itself an 'L' + a cue). Que?? Little man from Barcelona - I know nothing meester Fawlty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Newell Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Queue, Que, Barney Macgrew, Cuthbert, Dribble and Sprout! D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GJH Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Dave Newell - 2007-03-26 5:32 PM Queue, Que, Barney Macgrew, Cuthbert, Dribble and Sprout! D. Does that mean Sprout's your favourite Grub? Maybe that's what makes you Dribble (lol) Graham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GJH Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 starspirit - 2007-03-26 5:20 PM Cue is what you do for a bus, train or plane if you ain't got a van. Nah, what you do for bus or train these days is pay through the nose. Graham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest starspirit Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Sprouts do more than make you dribble and one word of warning DO NOT EVER EVER EVER give sprouts to your dog. By all means discreetly feed them to the dog of someone you dislike though for an anonymous bit of revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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