John52 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Taken from the 'is Trump attempting a coup?' thread as its not relevant to that pelmetman - 2020-11-21 6:53 PM Brian Kirby - 2020-11-21 6:45 PM pelmetman - 2020-11-21 6:04 PM.............................. Give it up Brian ;-) ........ You have lost :D ........ I'd rather bugger myself with my bog brush than reply to your Blah Blah Blah 8-) ....... At least it would stop my Farmer Giles from itching for a while :D ........ As I thought, you are suffering from an allergy to facts. That is what causes the itching, especially, I hear, after mis-use of the toilet brush. I'll leave you to your un-natural pleasures then! :-D Unfortunately I inherited the family pile decades ago ;-) ....... Sadly mine wasn't a place in the country surrounded by acres *-) ....... But at least I made the best use of the family gumption :D ........ Piles used to run in my family too, but I haven't suffered from them. Because, many years ago, a workmate told me how he deals with them. Its quite simple. Just push them back in But you have to do it early - if you leave them out they stay out, and you never get them back in. You must know better than I do how horrible that is. My regret is that I have lost contact with him now, so I can't tell him what a great favour he did for me - by telling me something that must have been embarrassing for him. Of course, pushing your piles back in is not a pretty picture. Like a camping toilet. So perhaps nobody told you, because they feared you would use it against them like you have used it against me - when I tried to offer constructive advice on a camping toilet. So they let you suffer instead. :-S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 John52 - 2020-11-22 12:15 PM Taken from the 'is Trump attempting a coup?' thread as its not relevant to that pelmetman - 2020-11-21 6:53 PM Brian Kirby - 2020-11-21 6:45 PM pelmetman - 2020-11-21 6:04 PM.............................. Give it up Brian ;-) ........ You have lost :D ........ I'd rather bugger myself with my bog brush than reply to your Blah Blah Blah 8-) ....... At least it would stop my Farmer Giles from itching for a while :D ........ As I thought, you are suffering from an allergy to facts. That is what causes the itching, especially, I hear, after mis-use of the toilet brush. I'll leave you to your un-natural pleasures then! :-D Unfortunately I inherited the family pile decades ago ;-) ....... Sadly mine wasn't a place in the country surrounded by acres *-) ....... But at least I made the best use of the family gumption :D ........ Piles used to run in my family too, but I haven't suffered from them. Because, many years ago, a workmate told me how he deals with them. Its quite simple. Just push them back in But you have to do it early - if you leave them out they stay out, and you never get them back in. You must know better than I do how horrible that is. My regret is that I have lost contact with him now, so I can't tell him what a great favour he did for me - by telling me something that must have been embarrassing for him. Of course, pushing your piles back in is not a pretty picture. Like a camping toilet. So perhaps nobody told you, because they feared you would use it against them like you have used it against me - when I tried to offer constructive advice on a camping toilet. So they let you suffer instead. :-S What did you use to push them back in with? ;-) ......... Coz whatever it was has caused permanent brain damage 8-) ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John52 Posted November 22, 2020 Author Share Posted November 22, 2020 pelmetman - 2020-11-22 12:52 PM What did you use to push them back in with? ;-) ......... A fir tree You should try it thick end first ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpstart Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Shouldn't this be on a separate "piles" forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soarer Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 pelmetman - 2020-11-22 12:52 PM John52 - 2020-11-22 12:15 PM Taken from the 'is Trump attempting a coup?' thread as its not relevant to that pelmetman - 2020-11-21 6:53 PM Brian Kirby - 2020-11-21 6:45 PM pelmetman - 2020-11-21 6:04 PM.............................. Give it up Brian ;-) ........ You have lost :D ........ I'd rather bugger myself with my bog brush than reply to your Blah Blah Blah 8-) ....... At least it would stop my Farmer Giles from itching for a while :D ........ As I thought, you are suffering from an allergy to facts. That is what causes the itching, especially, I hear, after mis-use of the toilet brush. I'll leave you to your un-natural pleasures then! :-D Unfortunately I inherited the family pile decades ago ;-) ....... Sadly mine wasn't a place in the country surrounded by acres *-) ....... But at least I made the best use of the family gumption :D ........ Piles used to run in my family too, but I haven't suffered from them. Because, many years ago, a workmate told me how he deals with them. Its quite simple. Just push them back in But you have to do it early - if you leave them out they stay out, and you never get them back in. You must know better than I do how horrible that is. My regret is that I have lost contact with him now, so I can't tell him what a great favour he did for me - by telling me something that must have been embarrassing for him. Of course, pushing your piles back in is not a pretty picture. Like a camping toilet. So perhaps nobody told you, because they feared you would use it against them like you have used it against me - when I tried to offer constructive advice on a camping toilet. So they let you suffer instead. :-S What did you use to push them back in with? ;-) ......... Coz whatever it was has caused permanent brain damage 8-) ......... (lol) (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barryd999 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Jeeeesaz!!! A Thread about Pelmets Chalfonts FFS! :-( I am scarred for life now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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