Bazza454 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Bry Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Bazza454 - 2007-08-15 12:28 PM We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. If i've told you once, i've told you a million times before, stop exaggerating.Thai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 My wife has a slight impediment in her speech - every now and then she stops to breathe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Bry Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 If you don't stop crying, I'll give you something to cry about!!!Thai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna miller Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 It is better to have loved and lost, than to have spent your whole life w******g 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna miller Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Full as an egg. Never heard that before I moved to Wales, maybe it's a local saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 The ship is NOT sinking.There is no cause for alarm.The little dot you see on the horizon is your Captain and his Co-Pilot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
net-traveller Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 The more things change, the more they remain the same. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest caraprof Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Some Sayings of the Great Mandarin SagesDo not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just p*ss off and leave me alone. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt or a flat tyre. Remember, no is listening – until you fart. Never test the depth of water with both feet. If you think that no one cares if you are dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments. Before you judge someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them you’re a mile away and you have their shoes. If at first you don’t succeed, avoid skydiving. Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time. When we are born we are naked, wet and hungry and get smacked on our arse. From then on life gets worse. Give a man fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Syd Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Just going to get some help said the pilot with a parachute on his back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davenewellhome Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! Michael Caine in The Italian Job. D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest caraprof Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Anyone fancy a dip?Michael Barrymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Over the years i have learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others ! They are more screw up than you think . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Over the years I have learned that you cannot make someone love you ! just stalk them and hope they panic and give in :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hymer C 9. Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 My Nan always used to say, a little bit of help is worth a lot of pity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 You have to be cruel to be kind *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick H. Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Once a king,always a king' but once a knight is enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 WARNING: This forum may contain nuts! (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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