Guest Syd Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Thank god they didnt choose us The mayor of Nagasaki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Bit cruel that Sid. Lost, black and white mongrel dog. Broken tail, blind, deaf, one leg missing, suffers from mange and neutured. Answers to the name of Lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna miller Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Missing Wife and dog, not seen since saturday morning. Reward for safe return of the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Usinmyknaus Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Three most useless things in aviation: fuel on the ground, runway behind you, sky above you. Behind every successful man there's a surprised woman. Behind every successful man there's a woman with a shopping habit. Corner shop sign in Salford: Please do not ask for credit, a smack in the mouth often offends. Bob Er Howie, Hiroshima 1946? Did the Yanks go back again to make sure? P'raps you were distracted by Michelle's pics?-> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Parke Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Never critise a man's ability as 1) a driver : 2) a sportsman : 3) a lover!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Usinmyknaus - 2007-08-16 10:36 AM Er Howie, Hiroshima 1946? Did the Yanks go back again to make sure? P'raps you were distracted by Michelle's pics?->Let he that never gets his history wrong cast the first stone. :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 How about: Great minds discuss ideas Average minds discuss events Small minds discuss people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick H. Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 howie - 2007-08-16 12:52 PM Usinmyknaus - 2007-08-16 10:36 AM Er Howie, Hiroshima 1946? Did the Yanks go back again to make sure? P'raps you were distracted by Michelle's pics?->Let he that never gets his history wrong cast the first stone. :-( People who live in stone houses,shouldn't throw glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Still working on that one Mick. The pen is mightier than the sword. ( Anyone seen Elvis. I think he was sitting between me and Bigfoot on the u.f.o. today but i,m not sure.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 You spelt it wrong Dave. One small step for man. One giant leap for mankind. Should have been One giant STEP for mankind but Amstrong got it wrong. Still a legend though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick H. Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Ranger - 2007-08-17 12:47 AM Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Try saying that with a mouthful of marbles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Git Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 The only time I make mistakes is when I think I have made a mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howie Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 A half truth is a whole lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly58 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 I see you were once indecisive ,but now you are not sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted August 17, 2007 Author Share Posted August 17, 2007 many a mickle makes a muckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 A muckle makes many mickles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vic Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 A good leader never forces others to follow.........he invites them on a journey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vic Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 PROCRASTINATE NOW!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Syd Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 and If the cap fits, wear it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Syd Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Vic - 2007-08-17 9:31 PM PROCRASTINATE NOW!! He who hesitates is lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Syd Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Then there is the vicar's "get out" clause Don't do as I do. Do as I say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 An old Welsh saying:- Gwella ein ffordd o byw a gweithio. Rough translation:- Improve our way of life by work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted August 30, 2007 Author Share Posted August 30, 2007 "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Git Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder. *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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