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Hey Peter, congratulations, you've just got 1001 posts!

 

Thinking of the title of this thread, "A Frame 3" sounds either like a load of criminals or a new (old) boy band .. could it be ... JudgeMental on the drums, Peter on the lead guitar and BGD on the zimmer frame!!! (lol) (lol)

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Mel B - 2007-09-28 11:11 PM

 

Hey Peter, congratulations, you've just got 1001 posts!

 

Thinking of the title of this thread, "A Frame 3" sounds either like a load of criminals or a new (old) boy band .. could it be ... JudgeMental on the drums, Peter on the lead guitar and BGD on the zimmer frame!!! (lol) (lol)

 

Steady on that man - I'll have you know that I'm yet a spring chicken!

Still only a sprightly 47 years on these pins........at least until next month.

 

I'll be at the front doing the lead vocals and jumping around a lot.

(If you've had a look at my website you'll know why!!)

 

Cheers,

 

Bruce.

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are we having a party when Bgd gets to 100 ?? should be sometime tonight so go on give me your website address I need a good laugh
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Oh and by the way Michelle, if you have to criticise other peope don,t put you photo on the site simple because you leave yourself open to criticism.

 

Also why do women have lovely blonde hair and dye their roots black/

 

isn,t life strange?

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Jen's Grumpy Git - 2007-09-28 11:20 PM

 

Oh and by the way Michelle, if you have to criticise other peope don,t put you photo on the site simple because you leave yourself open to criticism.

 

Also why do women have lovely blonde hair and dye their roots black/

 

isn,t life strange?

Dylexia is my excuse whats yours :D :D Just being a total arse :D

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JudgeMental - 2007-09-28 11:27 PM

 

And whats with the repeated ageist comments - another example of this hateful mans never ending list of prejudices

 

Don't you mean schoolboy Judge. I bet he's got an A.S.B.O and can't go out duffing up old women.
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Jen's Grumpy Git - 2007-09-28 10:59 PM

 

BGD,

Sir, punctuation and grammar was never an issue within my critiscism to posts relevant, past or present and find it equally surprising to yet again comment on the same issues.

It is blatantly obvious that we have within our midst mind readers, and more unbelievably those of you who can magically find words and phrases that never existed, what an amazing bunch of old timers you really are.

 

 

 

And so to the votes of the Spanish jury on this latest entry:

 

 

Only 4 out of 10 I'm afraid for this one Tom.

 

You had really raised the bar with the innanity of your previous offering; in a way you've become a victim of your own success in your perhaps unconsciously but certainly expertly conducted specialism of "How to appear really foolish whilst endeavouring to achieve the opposite effect".

 

 

 

Things that the judges noted with regard to you latest entry, upon which you were marked down, included:

 

1. No real attempt to insult me or anyone else directly or by name.

 

2. Not a single name-call.

 

3. No veiled threats against any other forum members.

 

 

 

 

On the upside however, the judges did note that you did at least achieve:

 

A. A wonderfully missing "I" in the second phrase of your first sentence.

 

B. A brilliant and original conjunction of the words "criticism to", when all about you were expecting instead the grammatically correct "criticism of".

 

B. An endearingly naive use of the word "equally", when the sentence into which you inserted it did not contain a the grammatically necessary balancing statement against which that word could be grammatically placed.

 

C. The continuation of your unsurpassed ability to create yet another post without any link whatsoever to the thread under debate.

 

 

 

 

The judging panel were insistant however that you be not downcast with this outcome.

They feel it is important for the contestant to appreciate that, with concentration and further (albeit substantial) practice, the initials "JGG" could one day soon be synonymous on this site with the noble craft to which you appear commited.

 

Keep up the good work. :-D

 

 

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Anyone seen anything of the contestant today?

 

We were anticipating that he would have returned to the "A-Frame 3" stage by now, envigorated by a few hours of slumber, and ready to take up the cudgels once again.

 

The international judging panel are patiently awaiting a further delightfully entertaining episode of verbal contortionism to review.......the suspense is almost palpable!

 

 

B-)

 

 

 

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Maybe he's getting another alter-ego to pretend to be someone else? Unfortunately, though, no matter what names are changed to, it still means its the same nasty person behind them so it'll soon be obvious who it is.

 

BGD ... don't suppose you were in the muppets before moving to Spain? Zoot by any chance???? :D :D :D

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I think its time to let this thread die a natural death folks. What's been said is now old news and I for one am actually sorry that I joined in with getting on his back. My only excuse is I did it after spending the evening in the pub drinking and playing darts. What I should have said to JGG instead of being rude is that BGD's website address is easily accessible from the orange WWW button at the lower left of his postings, as is anybody's who puts the info into the system.

 

I humbly apologise for being rude last night to JGG.

 

D.

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davenewell@home - 2007-09-29 6:21 PM

 

I think its time to let this thread die a natural death folks. What's been said is now old news and I for one am actually sorry that I joined in with getting on his back. My only excuse is I did it after spending the evening in the pub drinking and playing darts. What I should have said to JGG instead of being rude is that BGD's website address is easily accessible from the orange WWW button at the lower left of his postings, as is anybody's who puts the info into the system.

 

I humbly apologise for being rude last night to JGG.

 

D.

 

A hangover Dave? :-D

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