davenewellhome Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 JudgeMental - 2007-09-29 6:39 PM davenewell@home - 2007-09-29 6:21 PM I think its time to let this thread die a natural death folks. What's been said is now old news and I for one am actually sorry that I joined in with getting on his back. My only excuse is I did it after spending the evening in the pub drinking and playing darts. What I should have said to JGG instead of being rude is that BGD's website address is easily accessible from the orange WWW button at the lower left of his postings, as is anybody's who puts the info into the system. I humbly apologise for being rude last night to JGG. D. A hangover Dave? :-D No Eddie, I don't do hangovers but I was tired and had, unusually, imbibed more alcoholic beverages than are strictly good for me ;-) D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Is that a posh way of admitting that you were pissed Dave?. (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davenewellhome Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 I probably wouldn't have passed a breath test Peter (lol) (lol) . D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 BUMP. So that J9 doesn't miss out on all the shenanigans that ocurred whilst away........... B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 I love it - Bruce, you were magnificent! (lol) (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Janine ... leave him alone, he lives in Spain and he's got a wife now ...! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Yes, but he's a musician! :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 J9withdogs - 2007-10-01 8:59 PM Yes, but he's a musician! :D :D I am now naught but a mere wandering minstrel, milady; and yet on occasions am not averse to ply my erstwhile trade in a joust of banter and verbal discourse for a fleeting moment or two, solely for the delictation of the audience hereabouts assembled. B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 (lol) (lol) and look at the length of those legs..... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 J9withdogs - 2007-10-01 9:17 PM (lol) (lol) and look at the length of those legs..... :DWhat?.........you want him to paint your ceiling then Janine?. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Very funny, Peter (lol) Not what I had in mind, but come to think of it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Janine .. I think you're mixing up the length of legs with some other part .. .nose maybe???? :$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 J9withdogs - 2007-10-01 9:17 PM (lol) (lol) and look at the length of those legs..... :D Yep, I'm basically a tripod with them that long........ in fact.......... a sort of vertical A-Frame! BOOM-BOOM!!!! B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 A TRIPOD Bruce???? Wow - I'm even more impressed :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Wow Bruce ... didn't know you swept the floor at the same time, can't be that comfortable though having the broom handle stuck there!!! Wonders never cease! (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 J9withdogs - 2007-10-02 9:05 PM A TRIPOD Bruce???? Wow - I'm even more impressed :D :D Behave yourself girl. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 peter - 2007-10-02 10:05 PM J9withdogs - 2007-10-02 9:05 PM A TRIPOD Bruce???? Wow - I'm even more impressed :D :D Behave yourself girl. :D Shan't :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Reminds me of that old joke - You know the routine: Man rubs lantern, genie emerges, "you can have one wish". Man says "I want my willy to be so long that it touches the floor" Genie says "OK. SHAZZAM!" And the mans legs fall off. Just to stay on-topic: Are A-frames legal in the UK? (Just wondering) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Bruce - I take it that the honeymoon is over, being as you are spending all day and night on here? :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Aah, 'tis 'cos Kathy is in England for 2 weeks (comes back this Sunday coming) - she goes back to the Cold Country each year to work for her old company for two weeks - and I've had a few days without gigs booked. What else could I do with the time...tee hee. (In truth, I often leave the pc on with whatever internet sites I'm looking at up, when I go out and about). Am on the internet again this afternoon 'cos (unusually for Costa Blanca region at this time of year) it's p.........ersisting down with rain here and we're having massive thunderstorms today. That'll be 'cos it's the annual autumn fiestas in our village yesterday, today and tomorrow..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Soooooo Brucie, if you perform in the rain does that make you a ...... P*ssisting artist! ;-) (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Mel B - 2007-10-05 5:17 PM Soooooo Brucie, if you perform in the rain does that make you a ...... P*ssisting artist! ;-) (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) Aah Mel, I don’t perform in the rain – everything would shrivel!! But if I did……….. The atmosphere is electric when, in that humid Spanish night-time air, the smoke machine begins to pump its droplets of mist out across the heads of the thousands of upturned faces, already drenched with expectancy. Puddles of white lightning strike down upon the crowds from the gantry follow-spotlights as they criss-cross the stadium, drenching them with wave after wave of torrential incandescence. Then the thunderous applause comes lashing down from the myriad rows of stadium banks, as the first notes of my signature instrumental tune “Like cats and dogs” floods out torrentially from the massed battery of loudspeaker speakers. I wade through the sea of back-stage technicians and as I take to the stage, a veritable downpour of ladies underwear falls upon me from those misty-eyed young women who have instantly become moist at the sight of THE NOMAD. The sweat is already dripping from my brow in the humid night air, and then the skies erupt as I launch into my first number, (originally performed by “Wet Wet Wet”), precipitating chanting from my sea of fans of: “Long may he reign!” B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Really?????!?!?!?!?! I think you're still dreaming, either that or still drunk! (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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