Miami Posted October 2, 2007 Author Share Posted October 2, 2007 Yep! Going to bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza454 Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 This is a story about a lovely little old lady that hopefully will make you all relaxed and have a good nights sleep -This little old lady answered a knock on the door to be met by a vacuum cleaner salesman. "Bugger off" she said.Next thing the salesman tips a bucket of horse manure on her hallway carpet and says "if this vacuum cleaner doesn't remove all traces of this horse manure, I will eat the remainder.""Well" she says, "I hope that you're bloody hungry, because the electricity was cut off this morning." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crinklystarfish Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 yeti - 2007-10-02 11:30 PM "but hasn’t quite worked out yet what an anagram is. " Is it anything like a telegram?? No, which is a shame, because at least that conjures images of the 'tele', which is undoubtedly more like home turf for JGG. Indeed he's probably already reached the dizzy heights of being one of the very special people who 'guest' on Jeremy Kyle's show. That is assuming his helper was available on the day in question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 crinklystarfish - 2007-10-02 11:40 PMyeti - 2007-10-02 11:30 PM "but hasn’t quite worked out yet what an anagram is. " Is it anything like a telegram?? No, which is a shame, because at least that conjures images of the 'tele', which is undoubtedly more like home turf for JGG. Indeed he's probably already reached the dizzy heights of being one of the very special people who 'guest' on Jeremy Kyle's show. That is assuming his helper was available on the day in question.Steve - you don't think that just maybe he might have mistakenly left an "L" out when he typed that he'd concocted an "anagram" ?'Cos it seems that not much of what he says comes out of his head....... B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 BUMP - 'cos there must be some people who could eat just one more portion of the grumpy old gits....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Careful, Bruce - you might get castigated for stirring! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Judging by Bruce's 'bragging' on another posting you might need the type of tool that a vet uses for bullocks!!! Oops, sorry, misread, thought you'd said something else J9!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Mel - you naughty, naughty girl! We know where your mind is don't we :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Not my mind ... I seriously need some new glasses! 8-) B-) But seeing as you mention 'mind' ... I thought that was where men's brains were kept anyway????? Or is this just a myth????? :D Got any good cauldron recipies? I can't find me recipe book anywhere ... and there is such a shortage of fresh 'ingredients' as well ... must be a lot of 'cooking' going on, getting ready for Halloween no doubt. >:-) Off to polish me broomstick ... Edited to say: A tip for J9 and all the other 'witches' out there ... if you have a broomstick don't polish it ... it's an absolute s*d to try to stay on when flying around and not falling off. :$ Should've remembered from my motorbiking days .... :-S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Mel B - 2007-10-04 9:38 PM Got any good cauldron recipies? I can't find me recipe book anywhere ... and there is such a shortage of fresh 'ingredients' as well ... must be a lot of 'cooking' go on, getting ready for Halloween no doubt. >:-) Off to polish me broomstick ... never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you '' It only doubles trouble & troubles other too One for you handy :D ROTFLMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 J9withdogs - 2007-10-04 9:32 PM Mel - you naughty, naughty girl! We know where your mind is don't we :D :DYeah, same place as her brain, and it aint her head. (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Love the photo of the waterfall pete :D BRAINS (!) (!) (!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 With respect Michele you haven't seen the original of the picture - I'll email it to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Janine I have thats what I,m getting at :D Woman only see the waterfall Mens brains are right where you think they are :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 michele - 2007-10-04 10:02 PM Janine I have thats what I,m getting at :D Woman only see the waterfall Mens brains are right where you think they are :DNothing wrong with admiring a beautiful female body Michele. Doesn't mean we lose all sense of reason. Unlike women when they look in a clothes shop window. (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 But Pete, at least when we look into the clothes shop window we stand a change of getting our hands on what we're looking at! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enodreven Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Hi, It should be http://www.motorhomefun.co.ukMiami - 2007-10-02 4:49 PMWhy is it that someone asks an innocent question and all the grumpy old gits jump up and say let's have a go at this one. This forum used to be a good one for information but it has turned into a argumentative one. Back to http://www.motorhomefacts.comMuch more informative with moderators who actually control what is happening!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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