Mel B Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 If you want to 'play' here you can, about anything, but you must be NICE to everyone, no sniping, no nasty comments, no pulling hair or biting, kicking or screaming, just good old fashioned fun ... and Peter ... no chasing the girls with spiders! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 That's nice Mel! Can I be in your gang if I promise to keep all the nasty boys with their spiders away from you, please. Oh please Mel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Tracker - 2007-10-17 8:12 PM That's nice Mel! Can I be in your gang if I promise to keep all the nasty boys with their spiders away from you, please. Oh please Mel?The only reason I'd stay away from you Richard is the nasty smell you must give off. Especially on account of all the b.s you talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Mel B - 2007-10-17 7:59 PM If you want to 'play' here you can, about anything, but you must be NICE to everyone, no sniping, no nasty comments, no pulling hair or biting, kicking or screaming, just good old fashioned fun ... and Peter ... no chasing the girls with spiders! :DWhat about a trouser snake then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Just when I though you were learning to be a thoughtful contributor Peter you go back to showing us what an uncouth and unpleasant person you really are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MandyAndy Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Can I take all the elastic out of peoples knickers and make a french skipping rope. We could take all the rope that people appear to be using to hang themselves and play skipping with that too. My dad told me of a good one, they used dog poo but we could use all the verbal diarrhoea we get on here. You get a shoe box and put in plenty of the afore mentioned, put a hole in one side and attached some string. Then put it where someone is bound to pick it up and as they go to open the lid you pull the string from a well hidden spot preferably behind a wall that you can make your escape at a fast rate of knots. Kiss catch could be good except I do worry about some on here that may not know the difference between a kiss and a bite!! Just had a scary thought, how about Sardines, gawd can you imagine the carnage if certain members ended up locked in a cupboard together :-S That was fun, thanks Mel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Nice one Mandy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted October 17, 2007 Author Share Posted October 17, 2007 Not sure about the Kiss Catch ... some of the boys on here would enjoy that tooooooooo much (eh Judge!?!?!?! :D ;-) ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handyman Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 can we play doctors and nurses ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 No perve :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 handyman - 2007-10-17 8:46 PM can we play doctors and nurses ? Yes, where's my scalpel :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MandyAndy Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Miss! Miss! Miss! Chele just called someone a naughty name Miss. You said we had to be nice and he only wanted to nurse her better. I think she should sit by him and help him with his work for the rest of the day, and play nice games with him at playtime. I think she might call me names now too Miss, you just watch her!! :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Tracker - 2007-10-17 8:22 PM Just when I though you were learning to be a thoughtful contributor Peter you go back to showing us what an uncouth and unpleasant person you really are.I've been watching your style for a while Richard and must say, I'm learning all the time. Maybe one day I'll be as nasty as you. (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twooks Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 I guess every playground has to have at least one .. . . . .. . . . . . .. so, here's a joke instead of the one playing out up above Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose. he two lads objected strongly. ‘Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours.' Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down. Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy, Mick & the pilot survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, 'Any idea where we are?' Mick looked round. 'I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year." B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handyman Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 can i be the teachers pet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted October 17, 2007 Author Share Posted October 17, 2007 Peter, I'll come over there and give you a good thrashing with my cane if you don't stop being mean to people! :-| Richard - try to ignore Peter's teasing, he's got to do something with his time and just think of all the spiders who are grateful that he's not pulling their legs off instead.:D And Michele, wash your mouth out with soap, I didn't know you knew such words!8-) Mandy&Andy, stop trying to be a teachers pet or you'll be muzzled.>:-) Now, children, play nice or else there'll be no Christmas party for you all, with jelly and ice-cream and presents. :-S >:-) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 twooks - 2007-10-17 9:06 PM I guess every playground has to have at least one .. . . . .. . . . . . .. so, here's a joke instead of the one playing out up above Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose. he two lads objected strongly. ‘Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours.' Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down. Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy, Mick & the pilot survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, 'Any idea where we are?' Mick looked round. 'I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year." B-)Brilliant Twooksie. (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 handyman - 2007-10-17 9:08 PM can i be the teachers pet? No you perve :D ROTFLMAO big time. :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Mandy&Andy - 2007-10-17 8:52 PM Miss! Miss! Miss! Chele just called someone a naughty name Miss. You said we had to be nice and he only wanted to nurse her better. I think she should sit by him and help him with his work for the rest of the day, and play nice games with him at playtime. I think she might call me names now too Miss, you just watch her!! :-( STATUE STOOL PIGEON :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Eh? *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 J9withdogs - 2007-10-17 8:51 PM handyman - 2007-10-17 8:46 PM can we play doctors and nurses ? Yes, where's my scalpel :D J9 when you are finished leave him in the corner with the dunces hat on :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 and minus an appendage? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Or three :D :D Only put his brains back before you stitch him up :D :D ROTFLMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Depends on where he keeps his brains, dunnit? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Miss Miss Melanie janines into performing surgery on Craigys bits tell her off . :D :D . he will be a better student for it though miss :D she promised to put his brains back after in the right place :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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