malc d Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 J9withdogs - 2007-11-25 1:11 PM malc d - 2007-11-25 1:03 PM Are you sure that colours' not caused by air pollution ? So why was there red sky at night in biblical times? *-) That was down to the amount of shepherds who were watching their flocks by night, whilst sitting round great big fires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 (lol) (lol) (lol) Yeah - right (lol) (lol) (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 J9withdogs - 2007-11-25 1:46 PM (lol) (lol) (lol) Yeah - right (lol) (lol) (lol) Honest J9 - it's true. I was there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 OK, I believe you :D Thought the shepherds were washing their socks *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 J9withdogs - 2007-11-25 2:32 PM OK, I believe you :D Thought the shepherds were washing their socks *-) That's just a myth. They took them home for their wives to wash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Le Thou Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Oh No Malc !!!!!!! You've done it now!!!! Michelle will now step up to the ockey. You've had it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hymer C 9. Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Le Thou - 2007-11-25 10:46 AM It says under your pic J9 that you are an "Expert", with a statement like that I seriously have my doubts, eg. a) Why do women have smaller feet than men ?? So they can stand nearer to the sink b) Why do women generaly not wear watches? Because there is a clock on the oven I rest my case..(for now) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ J9. SWS don't you think. Carol. :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Absolutely, dear girl :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Le Thou Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 You wish.....It's big enough to fill a pram ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hymer C 9. Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 My eye's are watering. :D :D Carol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Le Thou Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 That's not the first time a womans said that to me Carol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Le Thou - 2007-11-25 8:01 PM You wish.....It's big enough to fill a pram ! You mean it's pink and floppy like a little baby? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Le Thou Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 No, I mean it's big enough to fill a pram ! Not, it resembles the thing that's in the pram....DOH! Can't see the connection myself....is that avatar really YOU. Bit of an old dog really, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Careful, this old dog's still got all her teeth and isn't afraid to use them .... CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Le Thou Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 I assume that's when they are not in a glass on your bedside cabinet?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geof Angi Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 And now man has his say and then ducks The Man Rules We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports : It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball , or Football, or golf, or Sex . 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geof Angi Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Sorry peeps Had to post it as I had it on the system, I hope I did not offend Geof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Hello :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick H. Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 malc d - 2007-11-25 11:05 AM J9withdogs - 2007-11-25 9:58 AM Nah - when God created man She was only joking :D Can't let you get away with that J9. If God was a woman the sky would be PINK. God was a woman, it's the only way women would still be here. Mick H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Two Nun's driving down the road and a vampire jumps on their car . Show him your cross said the driver . So the other nun leans out of the window and say's get the F***off my car ----- Who took the jam out of your Doughnut..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly58 Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 A chap was fishing and caught a large bottle when he pulled out the cork a genie popped out, wow thanks for that said the genie I have been in there for years , for that I will grant you a wish just say what you would like and I willl try to grant it.Well said the chap I would like to visit America , but I am scared of flying and boats make me seasick , so would it be possible for you to build a bridge across the ocean so as I can drive there.Blimey said the genie have you any idea of the logistics required to do such a thing the amount of steel and concrete it would require would be enormous , sorry you will have to make another wish.Ok said the chap can you help me to unravel the secrets of a womans mind " Bl**dy H*ll " said the genie now about this bridge you asked for did you want it single or double lanes ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 I think I probably speak for most women here in reply to the 'men speak' ..... :-D DAMN.bmp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geof Angi Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 And talking of two Nuns Michelle Two nuns in a bath, one said wears the soap, the other says, yes it does dont it Geof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGD Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 This one is very very very very very very naughty......... How do you make a woman blind? Put a windscreen in front of her. B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 As a woman would say BGD ... seen it posted so read it all before .... shame you're memory is going already ... mine isn't! ;-) Definition of a man: M - moody A - annoying N - numpty :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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