Tomo3090 Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 All I can say is that there are some VERY brave men out there, either that or they have no desire to have sex, (with their wife/partner), again, ever, ever ever! I salute you, (but of course in no way whatsoever agree with any word, statement , written or implied). ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 I would suggest that they are secure in the knowledge that their wives will never read what they have written (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Newell Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 J9withdogs - 2007-11-27 9:03 AM I would suggest that they are secure in the knowledge that their wives will never read what they have written (lol) And that they don't expect to ever get the chance to have relations with any female who does partake of the forum :-( :$ :-) D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Usinmyknaus Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 A young colleague announced he was to marry his long-time partner. I offered congratulations but warned him to enjoy finishing sentences in conversations up until the wedding day as he would never finish one again afterwards. He thought I was joking, but returned from honeymoon gobsmacked at how right I was. He also confirmed that I had been correct when I warned him that in a difference of opinion with a wife, a man can never ever win, he can only aspire to lose with style. Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 a man can never ever win, he can only aspire to lose with style. Who said that well done that MAN :D One with sense at last Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 michele - 2007-11-27 9:30 AM a man can never ever win, he can only aspire to lose with style. Who said that well done that MAN :D One with sense at last It's true a man can never win, that's because he uses logic. We don't lose arguments with women, we just retire from them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enodreven Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Hi, I just got this from a friend of mine, and I thought it was appropriate and very funny Question: What is the difference between men and puppies? Answer: Puppies grow up. Question: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? Answer: Because they are... Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them Forever. Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? Answer: Who cares????? Question: What did God say after he created man? Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO? Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either. Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? Answer: I) no mind ii) no business Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? Answer:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions. Question: What is the difference between men and pigs? Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink... Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving. Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? Answer: Exchange him!! Question: Why do men like smart women? Answer: Opposites attract. Pass this on to some women who need a laugh. And to men who can handle it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna miller Posted November 27, 2007 Author Share Posted November 27, 2007 Nice one Enodreven, Isn't it nice that a thread like this has stayed light hearted. However, in reply to Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? Answer: The brick, because the terminal velocity attained by the human body (because of the air resistance factor )is 120 mph. A brick however has less resistance to air and would therefore attain a higher speed. ;-) Who said women are dumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 donna miller - 2007-11-27 12:16 PM Nice one Enodreven, Isn't it nice that a thread like this has stayed light hearted. However, in reply to Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? Answer: The brick, because the terminal velocity attained by the human body (because of the air resistance factor )is 120 mph. A brick however has less resistance to air and would therefore attain a higher speed. ;-) Who said women are dumb Er - not quite Donna? Whilst a randomly falling human body will generally attain a terminal velocity of about120 mph, the actual diving speeds achieved by a both a sky diver and a Peregrine Falcon are much higher and indeed the world terminal velocity speed record for a sky diver stands at about 380 mph. But I don't know whether a falling brick would out accelerate a sky diver to reach a higher terminal velocity! I guess there must be a theoretical ultimate terminal velocity and the first person to find it on Google and report back here will indeed be a clever clogs! Male or Female - I wonder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 donna miller - 2007-11-27 12:16 PM Nice one Enodreven, Isn't it nice that a thread like this has stayed light hearted. However, in reply to Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? Answer: The brick, because the terminal velocity attained by the human body (because of the air resistance factor )is 120 mph. A brick however has less resistance to air and would therefore attain a higher speed. ;-) Who said women are dumb I'd like to come out in support of Donna here. Women are certainly NOT dumb, ( i.e. they are not unable to speak). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna miller Posted November 27, 2007 Author Share Posted November 27, 2007 Ya cheeky bugga :D I found this.(if it works) Bibliographic Entry Result (w/surrounding text) Standardized Result Tipler, Paul A. College Physics. New York: Worth, 1987: 105. "For a skydiver with parachute closed, the terminal velocity is about 200 km/h." 56 m/s Ardley, Neil. Dictionary of Science: 2000 Key Words Arranged Thematically. London: Dorling Kindersley, 1994: 57. "The terminal velocity of this skydiver is about 124 mph (200 kph)." 55.6 m/s Relating to Velocities. Cockpit Physics. United States Air Force Academy Physics Department. "Skydiver 54 m/s" 54 m/s Bueche, Fredrick. Principles of Physics. New York: McGraw Hill, 1977: 64. "The more compact and dense the object, the higher its terminal velocity will be. Typical examples are the following: raindrop, 25 ft/s, human being, 250 ft/s." 76 m/s Falling Feather. Science Snacks. Exploratorium. "The terminal velocity of a falling human being with arms and legs outstretched is about 120 miles per hour (192 km per hour) - slower than a lead balloon, but a good deal faster than a feather!" 53 m/s The terminal velocity of a falling body occurs during free fall when a falling body experiences zero acceleration. This is because of the retarding force known as air resistance. Air resistance exists because air molecules collide into a falling body creating an upward force opposite gravity. This upward force will eventually balance the falling body's weight. It will continue to fall at constant velocity known as the terminal velocity. This concludes my theory, even though greater speeds can be achieved, the person would need extensive training and be wearing specialised clothing.They would also need to jump from 150.000 ft or above. We were talking about chucking you out of a 2 seater Cessna @ 4000 ft. :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malc d Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 A Cessna at 4000 ft eh ? Sounds like you have a plan to test your theory. (If you get any invites to fly with Donna fellas, I suggest you turn them down !) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 At least the brick don't answer back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna miller Posted November 27, 2007 Author Share Posted November 27, 2007 je, jamais ! >:-) >:-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Bricks don't get moody when they can't get their own way neither! Come to think of it there are lots of other things a brick don't do - cooking - cleaning - laundry - to name but a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna miller Posted November 27, 2007 Author Share Posted November 27, 2007 Tracker, are you actually saying that the brick is a better option than the man ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 donna miller - 2007-11-27 4:20 PM Tracker, are you actually saying that the brick is a better option than the man ? I always wondered why I wanted to be a bricklayer :$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 J9withdogs - 2007-11-27 5:02 PM donna miller - 2007-11-27 4:20 PM Tracker, are you actually saying that the brick is a better option than the man ? I always wondered why I wanted to be a bricklayer :$ Be very wary about what you say about laying on here Janine or someone is bound to misunderstand - if they get half a chance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Tracker - 2007-11-27 5:55 PM J9withdogs - 2007-11-27 5:02 PM donna miller - 2007-11-27 4:20 PM Tracker, are you actually saying that the brick is a better option than the man ? I always wondered why I wanted to be a bricklayer :$ Be very wary about what you say about laying on here Janine or someone is bound to misunderstand - if they get half a chance! Noooo - with all these gentlemen around? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 donna miller - 2007-11-27 4:20 PM Tracker, are you actually saying that the brick is a better option than the man ? Personally Donna I prefer a woman because even with all their faults they do at least keep the bed warm and the house clean - as long as you get a good 'un that is! There is no accounting for taste though and no doubt some folks would prefer the peace and quiet of the company of a brick to some of the people they have met! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly58 Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 The best way to confuse a woman is to agree with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 kelly58 - 2007-11-27 6:56 PM The best way to confuse a woman is to agree with her. Just as well then that is is very unlikely to ever happen isn't it? How can any man agree when half the time he does not even understand what it is that a woman is trying to say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Tracker - 2007-11-27 8:30 PM kelly58 - 2007-11-27 6:56 PM The best way to confuse a woman is to agree with her. Just as well then that is is very unlikely to ever happen isn't it? How can any man agree when half the time he does not even understand what it is that a woman is trying to say? and the other half of the time he's not listening anyway :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 J9withdogs - 2007-11-27 8:47 PM Tracker - 2007-11-27 8:30 PM kelly58 - 2007-11-27 6:56 PM The best way to confuse a woman is to agree with her. Just as well then that is is very unlikely to ever happen isn't it? How can any man agree when half the time he does not even understand what it is that a woman is trying to say? and the other half of the time he's not listening anyway :D Yes, well, when he does not understand woman talk can you blame him for switching his ears off! I am not like all the others - I listen attentively because I am a caring person who wants my lady to be happy and content! Because only if she is happy can she make me happy too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Tracker - 2007-11-27 8:50 PM J9withdogs - 2007-11-27 8:47 PM Tracker - 2007-11-27 8:30 PM kelly58 - 2007-11-27 6:56 PM The best way to confuse a woman is to agree with her. Just as well then that is is very unlikely to ever happen isn't it? How can any man agree when half the time he does not even understand what it is that a woman is trying to say? and the other half of the time he's not listening anyway :D Yes, well, when he does not understand woman talk can you blame him for switching his ears off! I am not like all the others - I listen attentively because I am a caring person who wants my lady to be happy and content! Because only if she is happy can she make me happy too! Dot's reading this over your shoulder, eh Rich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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