Colin Leake Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Mel B - 2011-03-16 5:20 PM I'd forgotten about your bear Colin! For anyone who is wondering where this was first mentioned, see the below thread and the 2nd posting down (by Colin), final sentence .... http://www.outandaboutlive.co.uk/forums/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=21557&start=91 He has asked me to send you his regards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Leake Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 alan - 2011-03-16 6:04 PM Hi All - Poor Miker, he only asked about adults and dogs; the normal greeting of 'welcome to the mad house' must be an understatement, where did the bear, swimming pool and parrot come from? Can I thank all contributors - I laughed that much, she-who-must-be-obeyed came through to see if I was ok! It really cheered up a rather dull day in Shropshire. Alan It's all down to the weakness of the pound. Let me explain. The pharmaceutical companies and their wholesalers are find it more profitable to sell their products abroad leading to a shortage in the UK of the drugs many of us rely on for control. As a result many of us have become less stable which is why we tend to have difficulty staying on the subject of the original thread. Incidentally for the record we keep our Old Speckled Hen in the garage as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 I think its time for some parrot and hen soup followed by bear and leake pie with pony soufle for afters - assuming the hen in the garage has not already eaten the bear? But at least on chatterbox you don't get so many the humourless brigade and the pc patrols telling us we are off topic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Tracker - 2011-03-18 7:29 PM we are off topic! I'm off Topic.......too many nuts :D .........I prefer Bounty B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 pelmetman - 2011-03-18 7:49 PM Tracker - 2011-03-18 7:29 PM we are off topic! I'm off Topic.......too many nuts :D .........I prefer Bounty B-) Not as many nuts as are on here! Used to like a marathon but they were too long at 26 miles until it got snickered down to about 4 inches - and shrinking every year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Momma Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Tracker - 2011-03-18 7:52 PM pelmetman - 2011-03-18 7:49 PM Tracker - 2011-03-18 7:29 PM we are off topic! I'm off Topic.......too many nuts :D .........I prefer Bounty B-) Not as many nuts as are on here! Used to like a marathon but they were too long at 26 miles until it got snickered down to about 4 inches - and shrinking every year! By the sounds of it, you lot are definately on a different planet......MARS :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Leake Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 I had a chocolate bunny once! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Momma Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Colin Leake - 2011-03-19 9:50 AM I had a chocolate bunny once! No Comment :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Big Momma - 2011-03-19 9:53 AM Colin Leake - 2011-03-19 9:50 AM I had a chocolate bunny once! No Comment :D :D :D I once bought a pair of edible knickers (lol) (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Momma Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 pelmetman - 2011-03-19 10:39 AM Big Momma - 2011-03-19 9:53 AM Colin Leake - 2011-03-19 9:50 AM I had a chocolate bunny once! No Comment :D :D :D I once bought a pair of edible knickers (lol) (lol) Go on the suspenders (I mean suspense) is killing me, did you eat them :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Big Momma - 2011-03-19 3:19 PM I once bought a pair of edible knickers (lol) (lol) Go on the suspenders (I mean suspense) is killing me, did you eat them :D They were cherry flavour :D Unfortunatly what seemed like a wizard wheeze whilst on a drunken run ashore in New Orleans, got a rather frosty response from Sue back in Blighty 8-) They didn't go to waste though :D ............I gave them to my sister as an engagement present (lol) (lol) .................They never did get married though :-S :$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Momma Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 pelmetman - 2011-03-19 3:51 PM Big Momma - 2011-03-19 3:19 PM I once bought a pair of edible knickers (lol) (lol) Go on the suspenders (I mean suspense) is killing me, did you eat them :D They were cherry flavour :D Unfortunatly what seemed like a wizard wheeze whilst on a drunken run ashore in New Orleans, got a rather frosty response from Sue back in Blighty 8-) They didn't go to waste though :D ............I gave them to my sister as an engagement present (lol) (lol) .................They never did get married though :-S :$ You gave some half eaten edible knickers to your sister as an engagement present *-) Bet they look forward to you bearing gifts at Birthdays, Anniversaries and Christmas :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Big Momma - 2011-03-19 3:58 PM You gave some half eaten edible knickers to your sister as an engagement present *-) Bet they look forward to you bearing gifts at Birthdays, Anniversaries and Christmas :D They were made from cherry flavour liquorice, and I only had a nibble :D ............I reckon they were past there best before date when I gave them to my sister :D .......Funnily enough my family dont swap presents anymore :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggyd Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 (lol) (lol) (lol) Oh Gaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwddddddddd :D You lot want locking up!!!!!!! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Momma Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 maggyd - 2011-03-19 7:58 PM (lol) (lol) (lol) Oh Gaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwddddddddd :D You lot want locking up!!!!!!! ;-) Margaret really, didn't know you were into that sort of thing 8-) ;-) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Since he gave his knickers away henceforth should Dave be known as - Nickerless Just trying to imagine Maggy in a pair of liquorice knickers and wondering what the top part of the bikini would be made from? Any thoughts anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted March 19, 2011 Author Share Posted March 19, 2011 Totally confused. What has all this to do with dogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Momma Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 MikeR - 2011-03-19 8:15 PM Totally confused. What has all this to do with dogs? Dogs, What Dogs I thought it was all about 'Adult Only Sites' :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Momma Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Tracker - 2011-03-19 8:12 PM Just trying to imagine Maggy in a pair of liquorice knickers and wondering what the top part of the bikini would be made from? Any thoughts anyone? Whatever turns you on Rich, happy thoughts ;-) ;-) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Tracker - 2011-03-19 8:12 PM Since he gave his knickers away henceforth should Dave be known as - Nickerless As a born again Athiest I have given myself the title Semi demi hemi god/pope/chief/expert/top bloke and now Saint Knickerless :D ...........................................One should not under sell themselves :-D (lol) (lol) (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightrider Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 MikeR - 2011-03-19 8:15 PM Totally confused. What has all this to do with dogs? Mike, You will get used to it (lol) wait till the fights start then you will really be confused *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightrider Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 MikeR - 2011-03-19 8:15 PM Totally confused. What has all this to do with dogs? Double posted for some reason (?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightrider Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Tracker - 2011-03-19 8:12 PM Since he gave his knickers away henceforth should Dave be known as - Nickerless Just trying to imagine Maggy in a pair of liquorice knickers and wondering what the top part of the bikini would be made from? Any thoughts anyone? Probably Cadburys milkshake (?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Big Momma - 2011-03-19 8:20 PM MikeR - 2011-03-19 8:15 PM Totally confused. What has all this to do with dogs? Dogs, What Dogs I thought it was all about 'Adult Only Sites' :D :D ... you mean the ones where all the campers meet in the dishwashing area after tea and throw their camper keys into a pile and the partners have to pick out a set to find a 'bed for the night'???? No, sorry, don't know of any of those .... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Momma Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Mel B - 2011-03-21 6:13 PM Big Momma - 2011-03-19 8:20 PM MikeR - 2011-03-19 8:15 PM Totally confused. What has all this to do with dogs? Dogs, What Dogs I thought it was all about 'Adult Only Sites' :D :D ... you mean the ones where all the campers meet in the dishwashing area after tea and throw their camper keys into a pile and the partners have to pick out a set to find a 'bed for the night'???? No, sorry, don't know of any of those .... :D Could start a thread asking if anyone else does though :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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