Birdbrain Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 I need to buy a rope Need to find a tree Need to jump from high From Barry I'll be free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John52 Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 ask yourself what these people https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-52455776 think when they read this Tracker - 2020-04-30 12:03 PM We are indeed a fortunate nation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpstart Posted May 1, 2020 Author Share Posted May 1, 2020 Birdbrain - 2020-05-01 6:16 AM I need to buy a rope Need to find a tree Need to jump from high From Barry I'll be free Please give Birdbath some rope And give us all some hope That with a roll of tape He can seal his mouth from hate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpstart Posted May 1, 2020 Author Share Posted May 1, 2020 Barryd999 - 2020-04-30 11:37 PM Wrote this earlier this afternoon after reading this thread. I'm no poet or anything and not much of a song writer. What have you become Your world has come undone What’s the total for today Turn away inside your own way to survive what’s the total for today I cant believe its real What truth is to believe But somewhere your alive In a world that will revive See the warrior with his gun Where’s he gonna run What’s the total for today The rich man hordes his gold Still slain before he’s old What’s the total for today The old man takes a walk All our leaders do is talk What’s the total for today To justify what’s real In a world that’s now surreal but through the mists of time Our lives seemed so sublime What lessons will we learn When the tide begins to turn Our mother she found a way The price we now must pay Thats it so far. Feel free to add a verse or something Just need to put some music to it really. Probably be some Nirvana type sound, acoustic maybe, dunno till it just comes out. In summer sun we bask Our faces cover with a mask And never have a fear As no mugger can come near So what we need from all Is a party rallying call A government that’s not the same As the one that is to blame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barryd999 Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Great contributions everyone. I like Birdbrains references to Rope. When its number 1 all over the world you can say you contributed to the gloomiest song of the entire crisis. (lol) Well Im sick of all these happy funny tracks people keep doing. Its depressing. B-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdbrain Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 jumpstart - 2020-05-01 7:30 AM Birdbrain - 2020-05-01 6:16 AM I need to buy a rope Need to find a tree Need to jump from high From Barry I'll be free Please give Birdbath some rope And give us all some hope That with a roll of tape He can seal his mouth from hate. The advice we know is to stay at home Dont go walkabout on a country roam For 5 or 6 hours and a picnic tea The advice is for others , just not for me Stop and chat to others we meet along the way I dont give a toss what the experts say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpstart Posted May 1, 2020 Author Share Posted May 1, 2020 It’s good that you can see And experts do agree That exercise from home Is allowed so please don’t moan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdbrain Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Exercise close to home is certainly a must Thats what Government say and its them I trust But a 6 hour jaunt around country lanes Would be done by fools who have no brains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpstart Posted May 1, 2020 Author Share Posted May 1, 2020 Receiving is a crime To which you have confessed Perhaps you’ll do some time If they’re not returned to the NHS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 An old fairy who lives near to York Lives in a world that's all talk Some think he's a mole Cos he digs a big hole But everyone knows he's a dork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barryd999 Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Wow! who knew there were so many poets in Chatterbollox? (lol) I made a start but its flaming depressing. :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 John52 - 2020-04-30 12:36 PM I'm doing alright too But I don't forget those who aren't You think sh*tting in a binbag is doing better than those with toilets? 8-) ........ When was the last time you had a shower/bath? ;-) .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Kirby Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Barryd999 - 2020-05-01 1:51 PM Wow! who knew there were so many poets in Chatterbollox? (lol) I made a start but its flaming depressing. :'( But you'll feel much better if you'll just finish dressing! :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 I've heard of French dressing but finish dressing is a new one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpstart Posted May 1, 2020 Author Share Posted May 1, 2020 I think it’s mixed with Cross dressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 I try never to be angry when I get dressed - a happy start is a happy day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John52 Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 pelmetman - 2020-05-01 2:35 PM You think sh*tting in a binbag is doing better than those with toilets? 8-) ........ Depends on the toilets pelmetman - 2020-05-01 2:35 PM When was the last time you had a shower/bath? ;-) .......... Shower every morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pelmetman Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 John52 - 2020-05-01 5:08 PM pelmetman - 2020-05-01 2:35 PM You think sh*tting in a binbag is doing better than those with toilets? 8-) ........ Depends on the toilets pelmetman - 2020-05-01 2:35 PM When was the last time you had a shower/bath? ;-) .......... Shower every morning So where are you getting your water? ;-) .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpstart Posted May 1, 2020 Author Share Posted May 1, 2020 The sky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdbrain Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 jumpstart - 2020-05-01 12:37 PM Receiving is a crime To which you have confessed Perhaps you’ll do some time If they’re not returned to the NHS. Just to let you know ... My NHS mask claim was a wind up ... Done to see who would go all screaming hysterics over it ... You are just one level below old Pepe when it comes to being suckered ... Lordy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John52 Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 pelmetman - 2020-05-01 5:32 PM John52 - 2020-05-01 5:08 PM pelmetman - 2020-05-01 2:35 PM You think sh*tting in a binbag is doing better than those with toilets? 8-) ........ Depends on the toilets pelmetman - 2020-05-01 2:35 PM When was the last time you had a shower/bath? ;-) .......... Shower every morning So where are you getting your water? ;-) .......... From a Tap :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John52 Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Birdbrain - 2020-05-01 5:54 PM jumpstart - 2020-05-01 12:37 PM Receiving is a crime To which you have confessed Perhaps you’ll do some time If they’re not returned to the NHS. Just to let you know ... My NHS mask claim was a wind up ... Done to see who would go all screaming hysterics over it ... You are just one level below old Pepe when it comes to being suckered ... Lordy About as funny as Your Hero Trumps suggestion to inject disinfectant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpstart Posted May 1, 2020 Author Share Posted May 1, 2020 Birdbrain - 2020-05-01 5:54 PM jumpstart - 2020-05-01 12:37 PM Receiving is a crime To which you have confessed Perhaps you’ll do some time If they’re not returned to the NHS. Just to let you know ... My NHS mask claim was a wind up ... Done to see who would go all screaming hysterics over it ... You are just one level below old Pepe when it comes to being suckered ... Lordy Yeh right...so why do you keep defending it.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdbrain Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 John52 - 2020-05-01 5:58 PM Birdbrain - 2020-05-01 5:54 PM jumpstart - 2020-05-01 12:37 PM Receiving is a crime To which you have confessed Perhaps you’ll do some time If they’re not returned to the NHS. Just to let you know ... My NHS mask claim was a wind up ... Done to see who would go all screaming hysterics over it ... You are just one level below old Pepe when it comes to being suckered ... Lordy About as funny as Your Hero Trumps suggestion to inject disinfectant Who was trying to be "funny" sweet cheeks ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
globebuster Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 John52 - 2020-05-01 5:56 PM pelmetman - 2020-05-01 5:32 PM John52 - 2020-05-01 5:08 PM pelmetman - 2020-05-01 2:35 PM You think sh*tting in a binbag is doing better than those with toilets? 8-) ........ Depends on the toilets pelmetman - 2020-05-01 2:35 PM When was the last time you had a shower/bath? ;-) .......... Shower every morning So where are you getting your water? ;-) .......... From a Tap :-D Oh Coco - you're just sooo funny - I do hope you use your 'super power' hat to protect you when you turn it on. You must be such a cool dude 'hanging around' with all those young groover's you meet on your travels - I bet you have them in stitches, what with the stupid long shoes, squirty flower, honk-honk horn whilst juggling bags of poo on your Unicycle........and I bet you look lovely in make-up :-D :-D :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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