Guest starspirit Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Oh I see, so now it's attempted blackmail is it? I shall have to talk to the moderators about you J9. Go on then publish and be damned - see if I care. Nah nah ne nah nah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 You asked for it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest starspirit Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 What are talking about now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Nice socks.... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest starspirit Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Oh I've got a luverly bunch of coconuts - so it seems? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michele Posted October 12, 2007 Author Share Posted October 12, 2007 Come on I wanna see more photos of you all. please :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J9withdogs Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 How much more?? *-) *-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Oh bloody hell - is it get Richard time again already. Thanks Michele for stirring the once settled doo dah for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Do you mean this photo then Rich? Or another one .... Don't worry, it might go back to normal when the wind changes again. :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel B Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Just remembered this funny story when my sister in law sent me yesterday ... with the naked photo earlier in this thread, I thought it seemed most appropriate to post it here ..... Just a note though - Girls, you are NOT allowed to laugh out loud, Boys, I am sorry to cause you such 'mental anguish'!(lol) We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no problem. Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. "Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it." "You know where the button is," I protested through the shower pitter-patter and steam. "Reset it yourself!" "But I'm scared!" she persisted. "What if it starts going and sucks me in?" There was a meaningful pause and then, "C'mon, it'll only take you a second." So out I came, dripping wet and butt naked, hoping that my silent outraged nudity would make a statement about how I perceived her behavior as extremely cowardly. Sighing loudly, I squatted down and stuck my head under the sink to find the button. It is the last action I remember performing. It struck without warning, and without any respect to my circumstances. No, it wasn't the hexed disposal, drawing me into its gnashing metal teeth. It was our new kitty, who discovered the fascinating dangling objects she spied hanging between my legs. She had been poised around the corner and stalked me as I reached under the sink. And, at the precise moment when I was most vulnerable, she leapt at the toys I unwittingly offered and snagged them with her needle-like claws. I lost all rational thought to control orderly bodily movements, blindly rising at a violent rate of speed, with the full weight of a kitten hanging from my masculine region. Wild animals are sometimes faced with a "fight or flight" syndrome. Men, in this predicament, choose only the "flight" option. I know this from experience. I was fleeing straight up into the air when the sink and cabinet bluntly and forcefully impeded my ascent. The impact knocked me out cold. When I awoke, my wife and the paramedics stood over me. Now there are not many things in this life worse than finding oneself lying on the kitchen floor butt naked in front of a group of "been-there, done-that" paramedics. Even worse, having been fully briefed by my wife, the paramedics were all snorting loudly as they tried to conduct their work, all the while trying to suppress their hysterical laughter......and not succeeding. Somehow I lived through it all. A few days later I finally made it back in to the office, where colleagues tried to coax an explanation out of me about my head injury. I kept silent, claiming it was too painful to talk about, which it was. "What's the matter?" They all asked, "Cat got your tongue?" If they only knew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tracker Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Oh that is truly wonderful and conjures up a lovely picture at the same time as bringing tears to my eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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